SHE IS NOT DEAD!
Novels ARE NOT CANON!
SHE IS ALIVE!
Peter Freaking David DOESN'T have THAT kind of power!
SHE IS ALIVE!
Say it with me sisters...
SHE...IS...ALIVE!
SHE...
IS...
ALIVE!
Hermione vs Bella vs Leia vs Janeway.
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SHE IS NOT DEAD!
Novels ARE NOT CANON!
SHE IS ALIVE!
Peter Freaking David DOESN'T have THAT kind of power!
SHE IS ALIVE!
Say it with me sisters...
SHE...IS...ALIVE!
SHE...
IS...
ALIVE!
How the hell did your hair make it through Coda?
Who says it did? 
What does them being fictional characters have to do with anything? You think we should never say anything about a fictional character, because they were just "written that way"?
It is silly to say that Janeway is more badass than Bella Swann... because that's really not saying much. Surely everyone is more badass than Bella?
That's one reason why the cartoon doesn't actually manage to make the point it's trying to make. The other is that the argument on which they're trying to prove Janeway is more badass makes no sense. The fact that Janeway wasn't gettin' any doesn't make her either better or worse than Leia or Hermione, and it has no bearing on her or their badassery at all. You can be as badass while you're single as when you're in a relationship and vice versa.
I am not familiar with Harry Potter so I can't comment on that one, but the Leia cartoon is stupid. Leia didn't need love to inspire her to be a rebel and fight against the Empire, either. In fact, she was the one who was the rebel before Han or Luke. If anything, they were the ones that needed to be inspired by love, whether it was romantic love or friendship. Luke was inspired to help Leia and he had a mentor/substitute father figure to guide him, and Han needed to become friends with Luke and get a crush on Leia to decide to become a hero. The cartoon doesn't make any sense because it makes it seem like Leia should've dressed up as a bounty hunter and gone to Jabba's palace for no reason at all?! Why the fuck would she do that, if there hadn't been to save Han? The fact that she went there to save the man she loves just makes her all the more badass. (And yay for a gender-reversal where the brave heroine is the one fighting to save her boyfriend rather than the other way round - and that 20+ years before Buffy.)
This cartoon has totally failed. It's supposed to prove that Janeway is more badass than three other female characters, when all it does is point out that Leia, Hermione and Janeway are more badass than the most pathetic female character of the last few decades, which everyone knew anyway.
JRulez I meant she is dead in the novels, in reply to someone who said the KJ/Chak romance was continuing in the novels.
Obviously she is not actually dead in canon.
Obviously SHE IS ALIVE in canon.
However we must never forget the crimes committed against her in the novels by awful writing and malice. She must be RETURNED to that non-canonical universe.
Obviously she is not actually dead in canon.
Obviously SHE IS ALIVE in canon.
However we must never forget the crimes committed against her in the novels by awful writing and malice. She must be RETURNED to that non-canonical universe.
Connections. It pays to be royalty over a scruffy nerf herder.
AMEN SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not to mention...
HALLELUJAH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpSNSbzi3iA
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OMG, that whole video is like a love letter. I teared up in several places.. it is absolutely beautiful.
Not at all.
It always pissed me off that Leia never used a lightsabre.
Hermione had a wand from day one (Did we see her on a broom?).
And Janeway had a Phaser compression rifle type 1 in the pilot and a type 2 in macrocosm when she Riplied out.
Hermione had a wand from day one (Did we see her on a broom?).
And Janeway had a Phaser compression rifle type 1 in the pilot and a type 2 in macrocosm when she Riplied out.
Not until most of the way through the final film.
Leia never used a lightsaber because the Jedi were all but extinct by then. Luke had no idea what a lightsaber was when Obi-Wan showed it to him.
During the fall of Berlin in 1945, if you were given Hitler's children to mind, you know if Eva had squeezed out a pair in the bunker, and you had the choice of raising those kids as Nazi Savant prodigies who would probably get caught, lynched and vivisected by their 5th birthday for yapping abut superiority this and mongrel races that, or you could raise Adolf junior and Apolphina in stupefied ignorance of their glorious legacy and eventual magnificent destiny until they were ready to handle it?
Which would you chose?
Luke was homeschooled on a rural farm on the worst edge of the (space)boondocks "civilization-adjacent" to hives of scum and villainy... I think it's no accident that Owen and Beru left out items, articles and dates from his education that would most likely kill young Skywalker.
I refuse to believe that light sabre technology in some manner hadn't been used as a kitchen appliance for thousands of years.
Which would you chose?
Luke was homeschooled on a rural farm on the worst edge of the (space)boondocks "civilization-adjacent" to hives of scum and villainy... I think it's no accident that Owen and Beru left out items, articles and dates from his education that would most likely kill young Skywalker.
I refuse to believe that light sabre technology in some manner hadn't been used as a kitchen appliance for thousands of years.
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Light sabers were the menorahs of the Jedi. They had to be hidden because to have one would mark you as something the empire sought to extinguish. I doubt the Jews were using menorahs while hiding in attics for light and I doubt Leia was boiling blue milk with tip of a light saber to make custard.
You cut bread with a light breadknife and it self toasts.
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On BOTH sides Guy, on BOTH SIDES??
I think not.
I think not.
How long has it been since you sliced bread?
Privileged by the most innocuous invention of the 20th century!
Yes both sides.
it's a loaf.
If you don't cut both sides, your "slice" stays attached to the loaf.
You just had a brain fart.
Don't worry.
Happens to me all the time.
Privileged by the most innocuous invention of the 20th century!
Yes both sides.
it's a loaf.
If you don't cut both sides, your "slice" stays attached to the loaf.
You just had a brain fart.
Don't worry.
Happens to me all the time.
You know how our water goes the opposite way down the drain here?
Apply that to bread. No, really.
Meanwhile in case you have dropped your lightsaber into the maw of a sarlacc you can always use this:
Apply that to bread. No, really.
Meanwhile in case you have dropped your lightsaber into the maw of a sarlacc you can always use this:
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