Have you ever seen someone naked by accident?

[Amaris]

So that would be semi naked or as some sections of the press call it, a wardrobe malfunction. Neither of which counts as naked.

She wasn't wearing any underwear. I would count that as naked.

So she had all other areas covered by clothing then?

Walk outside without any pants or underwear on and ask the nearest constable whether he or she considers you fairly naked or not. Otherwise, you may please desist with your fastidious nitpicking in this somewhat lighthearted thread.

 

[DimesDan]

She wasn't wearing any underwear. I would count that as naked.

So she had all other areas covered by clothing then?

Walk outside without any pants or underwear on and ask the nearest constable whether he or she considers you fairly naked or not. Otherwise, you may please desist with your fastidious nitpicking in this somewhat lighthearted thread.

Yes fairly, semi, partially etc, just not naked. That's what the OP wanted to hear about, that's what everyone else has pretty much managed to do. Seeing someone's lady garden though does not count as naked.

 

[mimic]

Ninth day on the job I unlocked the door to the science office to look for a binder of transparencies I needed. I opened the door to find a naked math teacher standing there. Apparently he gets changed for his workout in the science office, since the bathrooms get cleaned after school & such.

Before you get all excited on my behalf, the guy's approaching retirement age.

 

[FPAlpha]

Quite a while ago a group of us students went away on a weekend trip to celebrate the impending end to school. We housed ourselves in a boarding hotel that had a small lake near it.

I was good friends with a girl there who went swimming in the lake with her white T-Shirt on.. not much left to the imagination when she got out since she was quite chesty and we all didn't realize that until then.

Amazingly enough we were gentlemen enough not to holler and tease her.. probably to early that day and the drinking didn't start until late in the day

 

[CorporalCaptain]

At a party with lots of people, I was asking for the hostess, and was told she was "in there". I walked into the indicated room, and I emphasize without opening any doors, and she was naked from the waist down. She was changing her pants, but geez, you would think she would have closed the door.

This story has a postscript. Turns out she liked me. Yes, in that way. And also, that whole incident at the party just felt like a set-up.

She was a talented artist, but I thought she had too many destructive issues for me, and I didn't get involved with her beyond friendship. Come close though. C'est la vie.

 

[Mr Silver]

I stumbled into a Strip Club with some mates once by accident. I say accident, because had we been sober, we would have realised how much money we would lose by going in there. Needless to say part of this accident was paying Strippers £20 for a fully nude 5 minute dance in the private booths, after they lured us upstairs

As for normal accidents, way too many to remember!

 

[Avon]

plenty of people have seen me naked when drunk.

also just not wearing underwear doesnt even come close to being naked. even when crossdressing

 

[infinix]

Being naked should not automatically imply a sexual context to a situation.

Us Americans watch too much porn and it has poisoned us into thinking when you see someone naked, chances are it will turn sexual. (with mutual consent, of course)

 

[Myasishchev]

^99.9% of the time I've seen someone naked it has been sexual. I don't see why it isn't a normal conditioned response.

Then there's the .1% of the time where I saw my dad's junk. But usually when I see folks naked, it's on purpose.

 

[Kestra]

You know, I don't think I've ever seen anyone naked by accident. But I'm fairly sure several people have seen me naked by accident. Poor things.

 

[Franklin]

Being naked should not automatically imply a sexual context to a situation.

But it helps.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Being naked should not automatically imply a sexual context to a situation.

But it helps.

Well something might come up, but will it stand up in court?

 

[Amaris]

So she had all other areas covered by clothing then?

Walk outside without any pants or underwear on and ask the nearest constable whether he or she considers you fairly naked or not. Otherwise, you may please desist with your fastidious nitpicking in this somewhat lighthearted thread.

Yes fairly, semi, partially etc, just not naked. That's what the OP wanted to hear about, that's what everyone else has pretty much managed to do. Seeing someone's lady garden though does not count as naked.

Note the distinctive use of the word "naked".

 

[Trekker4747]

I was six or seven years old looking for my mom in the women's clothing section of a department store, we had gotten separated. I wandered into the dressing room area (this was before the dressing room check points were pretty much a common thing) to find her, not knowing any better, and I opened one of the dressing room doors to look for her and the door opened to reveal... Madea. Will not "her" obviously but a "Madea-ian" woman standing there naked as day she was beached on shore. I remember the sight vividly. Anyway, she reacted quickly and slammed the door shut and my mom quickly grabbed me from behind having never entered the dressing room area.

 

[Goji]

Yes, the most noteworthy incident being when I was thirteen. It was one of my sister's friends, who had come over to go swimming at the beach with her. My sister has down syndrome and so does her friend. After they came back, they took turns taking showers and changing back into their clothes from their bathing suits. I was in my room, playing on the computer at the time. My sister's friend had apparently been left unattended in the bathroom, which was down the hall from my room, and she eventually wandered out of there and (of course) headed straight for my room. I heard someone come inside and I turned around to see my sister's friend standing there completely naked, calmly asking me where the towels were kept. I told her and she left. It was a very odd moment.

 

[C.E. Evans]

I tend to see a lot of friends and family naked by accident because I have a habit of unintentionally blending into the background and not making much noise like a ninja...

In quite a few of those cases, the experience is quickly locked away in my "Things I Can't Un-see" cabinet followed by a thorough rinsing of my eyes...

 

[Amaris]

I tend to see a lot of friends and family naked by accident because I have a habit of unintentionally blending into the background and not making much noise like a ninja...

In quite a few of those cases, the experience is quickly locked away in my "Things I Can't Un-see" cabinet followed by a thorough rinsing of my eyes...

It does nothing. The goggles also do nothing.

 

[captcalhoun]

i once walked in on my parents mid-coitus early one morning. thankfully they were under the covers and i barely saw anything before spinning around and dashing back out the door.

 

[An Officer]

Almost everyday, I don't know if it's by accident, I doubt it at this point. One of my neighbours bedroom overlooks one of our larger windows, and this guy loves to walk around naked (if you can't do that in your own bedroom where can you?). His grooming mirror faces my own, so we've both seen everything at this point. Early on, he used to draw the curtains, if he noticed me around, nowadays, he doesn't bother, and neither do I, I guess we see each other as part of the surrounding scenery . If I drew the curtains every time he was there, since his computer faces this way, I'd be in darkness daily. When you've seen one naked body, you've seen them all. I think he's gay actually, no straight man can love cleaning and grooming as much as he does! Lovely bit of eyecandy on a dull day actually pecs and six-pack galore.

No problem with nudity here, friends and family change wherever they want without a problem, I'm not shocked or offended by nudity. Apart from my neighbour, to whom I've not been formally introduced (), I couldn't count the accidental nudity occurrences of acquaintances.

 

[RoJoHen]

College. 'Nuff said.

At some point or another, I have seen all of my roommates' junk.