Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...

[Guy Gardener]

Maybe your lot might drink nearly as much as an Ozzie, maybe you don't, but conversely they don't quickly find their 1st cousins attractive enough to marry so rampantly often. However explainable stupid horny teenagers might be, you then have THE FAMILY sending out invitations and booking a registry. Sober siblings do not set their children up outside of European Royalty but that's all about wealth conservation.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Drinking heavily means different volumes in different parts of the world.

If an American tried to drink heavily like an Australian it would kill her.

You sir, have never been to the South.

South? pfft.. I live in the REAL south. South for the whole dang planet.

 

[Guy Gardener]

I live souther than you.

But then I don't drink.

Maybe i live too south?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

:: whips out her latitude ::

My latitude is S 37° 48'.

THIRTY SEVEN!!!

 

[Guy Gardener]

-36.8504238.

Shit.

You're more Southern than I!

Now, what have I got to be proud of?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Girth?

 

[DeepSpaceWine]

:: whips out her latitude ::

My latitude is S 37° 48'.

THIRTY SEVEN!!!

I'm sorry. You're a fan of the wrong show. The magic number is 47.


... waiting for a Star Trek fan stationed at a research lab in Antarctica to chime in here, in response to 'who's the farthest south?".