Han Solo is a d**k

[Gaith]

Han Solo never had any kids and Chewie didn't die. If it's not on screen, it didn't happen.

Wait, Anakin and Padme never had sex?!

 

[Set Harth]

The Jedi never pooped. Which explains why Yoda was so green and Mace was such an asshole.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

I thought that Anakin sounded a bit constipated in Revenge of the Sith, but at the time I just chalked it up to bad acting.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Han Solo never had any kids and Chewie didn't die. If it's not on screen, it didn't happen.

Wait, Anakin and Padme never had sex?!

Mebee not. In TCW, I couldn't help but notice that in that episode where Padme visits Alderaan to give that speech to the Bleeding Heart Liberals Conference, there's a cute guy in the crowd who looks a lot like Luke...okay, maybe a cross between Luke and Shaggy from Scooby-Doo...the goatee was very unfortunate...but the "camera" seemed to linger on the guy and I started to wonder what the heck they were implying?!?

 

[Davros]

Han Solo never had any kids and Chewie didn't die. If it's not on screen, it didn't happen.

Sadly that means the Holiday Special still happened.

The holiday special was on a screen. As was the Muppet Show appearance.

 

[Skywalker]

And there was an ad on TV for the New Jedi Order series, which mean that happened.

 

[Whofan]

^Narrated by Mark Hammil no less.

There have been a few crossovers here and there between the main canon of the films and the secondary canon of the spin-off material. Some of the Jedi/planets/spaceships/other stuff from the novels/comics/games make appearences in the special editions and prequels. Some of the supporting actors from the trilogies have also appeared or done voices for Clone Wars and other stuff.

 

[Gaith]

Bottom line: respect people's personal canons! Mine doesn't include the PT, for instance, but I don't go around telling people that it didn't happen in their personal canons.

 

[Freman]

I love ALL the books and comics. It's good to be me. Don't have to whine about mischaracterization and the like (never read one book where the characters didn't feel like the characters to me. Ppl change over time, so if they don't act the same all the time in the books as they did in the films, so what? I don't always act the same as I did 20 years ago.)