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Awesome pics firecrackerrrr!
Awesome pics firecrackerrrr!

3 years ago I was sad Mother Nature:
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2 years ago I was Evil Willow inspired (Willow from Buffy)
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And last year I was Ziggy Stardust:
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This year (as you all must've seen the photo by now) I'll go as Janeway.
Woohooo! Awesome, AS.![]()
Woohooo! Awesome, AS.![]()
What with the Smurf avatar and the Halloween name changes I thought you were Astrosmurf complimenting himself for a moment!![]()
Happily I found the perfect moustache for my hermaphroditic gay sailor costume!
Smurfy I LOVE your Jeckyll and Hyde costume -- that one always sticks in my mind!
Happily I found the perfect moustache for my hermaphroditic gay sailor costume! I just need a pair of swabbies so I'm going to a thrift store tomorrow. I'm totally going to emphasize both the male and the female. I have far too feminine a figure and features to actually try to pull off the drag king thing, and I want to do Sexy Sailor without doing Slutty Sailor, and while keeping my own off-beat aesthetic in the mix. So, rather than strapping down my breasts I'm wearing my best bra, the swabbies, either a tight striped tee or tank, a red handkerchief around my neck, and a sailor hat with my hair slicked back underneath. I'm going to go all out on my eyes -- smokey shadow and maybe false eyelashes to make them super feminine, bright red lippy and nail polish, and, of course, the moustache. I'm also going to draw tattoos on my arms -- anchors, sexy ladies, etc. I'm pondering a hairy chest but I'm not sure how to accomplish it.
Happily I found the perfect moustache for my hermaphroditic gay sailor costume!
This week on "Phrases you never thought you'd hear..."
Smurfy I LOVE your Jeckyll and Hyde costume -- that one always sticks in my mind!
Happily I found the perfect moustache for my hermaphroditic gay sailor costume! I just need a pair of swabbies so I'm going to a thrift store tomorrow. I'm totally going to emphasize both the male and the female. I have far too feminine a figure and features to actually try to pull off the drag king thing, and I want to do Sexy Sailor without doing Slutty Sailor, and while keeping my own off-beat aesthetic in the mix. So, rather than strapping down my breasts I'm wearing my best bra, the swabbies, either a tight striped tee or tank, a red handkerchief around my neck, and a sailor hat with my hair slicked back underneath. I'm going to go all out on my eyes -- smokey shadow and maybe false eyelashes to make them super feminine, bright red lippy and nail polish, and, of course, the moustache. I'm also going to draw tattoos on my arms -- anchors, sexy ladies, etc. I'm pondering a hairy chest but I'm not sure how to accomplish it.
You going "retro" sailor or modern? Ie, looking like a modern naval sailor or one from WWII?
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