You can have whatever thread you want. The thread you suggested however will go one way. You will reduce the men you are talking about to objects and then complain when guys do it to you. No doubt there will be pictures too. Woman in a bikini ? Bad! Man in a towel ? Good!
For the record, have you complained about each of the thousands of 'legs', 'breasts', 'bottoms', and 'Sandbagger One' threads that populate this board?




smileys ? No. I gave this week's girl a Thumbs Sideways, not because she's not good looking but because I have no idea who she is and what her personality is like.