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GUARDIANS of the GALAXY - Grading & Discussion

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As to the world [Avatar] creates, it's very carefully worked-out science fiction as opposed to science fantasy...
<brain melts at the idea that someone actually believes that>

I'll bet it does, but I'm afraid that has zilch to do with whether it's true.

It's fairly plain from the creature design that some thought went into things like gravity, respiration, evolutionary relationships and diets -- toward the creatures as part of a system -- in Avatar. You could try making a similar case for Endor if you like, but I doubt you'd be successful since the material just isn't there.
 
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Oh good God. <just resumes rubbing his temples> Fucking fanboys.

Magic flying mountains and even more magical Internet trees and communicating with the dead = total science fiction. No fantasy to be found here, folks. The Na'vi are in no way, shape, or form elves. Nope. Someone spent a few hundred hours rendering their CGI, so that's clear indication that they are 100% SCIENCE FACT!!!!!!!!!!

<just shakes his head again and wanders off>
 
Oh good God. <just resumes rubbing his temples> Fucking fanboys.

I was about to tell you to stop substituting spleen for argument... but then I saw this attempt at... well, presumably it's an attempt at argument:

Magic flying mountains and even more magical Internet trees and communicating with the dead = total science fiction. No fantasy to be found here, folks. The Na'vi are in no way, shape, or form elves. Nope. Someone spent a few hundred hours rendering their CGI, so that's clear indication that they are 100% SCIENCE FACT!!!!!!!!!!

Um. Yeah.

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Interestingly enough, word-for-word that rivals almost any paragraph I've seen on the Internet outside of a political debate for sheer density of strawpersons and misbegotten, ignorant non-thought. Ironically it's actually kind of like the trolling equivalent of discovering unobtainium. So... I guess that's something of an achievement? :rommie:

Perhaps not on par with having something actually interesting or informed or intelligent to say, but nobody's perfect.
 
BigJake said:
its aliens and biosphere are all visibly part of a system, designed to mesh with each other (with Eywa as a kind of biological analogue of the Internet, tying everything together at the level of a collective sort-of-subconscious).

If only Star Wars had something like that...
 
All I'm sayin is, Avatar really felt like it could have fit right into Star Wars. I mean if all of the zany aliens they already have are any indication...I bet they would even have beaten the empire more convincingly than the Ewoks did.

Whether that's a good or bad thing is up to you. Personally, I think that if George Lucas wrote WW2 it would end with airborne ninjas doing backflips into and off of the Reichstag, while I'd prefer to just watch the battle like it really was.

The zany aliens in Guardians would fit right in with Trek. Love or hate the new movies, they have the same kind of pacing. Even Ronan wouldn't be that hard to believe.
 
I bet they would even have beaten the empire more convincingly than the Ewoks did.

A blind hobo could have beaten the Empire more convincingly than the Ewoks did.

[qualifiers!]Uhhh, just sayin', YMMV, I appreciate Yo Mama for her purity of spirit and patronage of the arts, etc.[/qualifiers!]
 
When people's sole argument and proof -- and feel free to go look it up -- for Avatar being "well-though out science fiction" rather than fantasy is "uh, like, it totally took a long time to render the graphics. PROOF!!!" there's no sense trying to argue with them.

Especially when the same people then try to mock anyone who points out how fucking stupid that argument is.
 
When people's sole argument and proof -- and feel free to go look it up -- for Avatar being "well-though out science fiction" rather than fantasy is "uh, like, it totally took a long time to render the graphics. PROOF!!!" there's no sense trying to argue with them.

Especially when the same people then try to mock anyone who points out how fucking stupid that argument is.
Awesome. Except that's not what I said. All I was interested in quantifying was that it was "carefully" worked out. I made no attempt to quantify whether the result was good or made sense. Take up the rest of the question with BigJake or someone else.
 
Text Groot and he texts you back:

http://www.avclub.com/article/text-...lMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default

Readers with children and without unlimited text messaging are advised to block the number (866) 740-4531 on their offspring’s devices immediately, lest they be hit with a phone bill of approximately seven billion units. That’s because that number leads to the Groot chatbot, the handheld equivalent of the Groot button created by developer Ricky Robinett. Robinett tweeted Monday that he was developing “a new SMS chatbot with some pretty amazing AI,” which is a sarcastic joke for reasons that really shouldn’t have to be explained at this point. Since the Groot-bot launched Monday night, Robinett estimates that it has sent over 72,000 text messages (up from 30,000 yesterday afternoon), meaning that there are a lot of Guardians Of The Galaxy fans out there who are drunk, lonely, easily amused, giving out fake numbers to creeps at bars, or some combination thereof.
 
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