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GUARDIANS of the GALAXY - Grading & Discussion

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If the bad guy's Infinity Stone could wipe out the planet as soon as it touches the planet itself, why come in a huge ship that draws everyone's attention? Just come in an escape pod or a piece of crap?
Because big ships and big fight sequence. Or, to put it another way, Ronan's hubris.

If I sell my iPad to a pawn shop, I want to get rid of it for money. I don't want or expect the store clerk to give me a history of the Apple company.. but that what this stupid Collector does. Why did he tell them all that?
People are weird and random, plus backstory.

So really, we have a typical MacGuffin, a villain who works for a more powerful villain who he wishes to betray.. but both villains have deep and brooding voices and aside form Thanos chin, they are interchangeable.
It is a bog-standard, boilerplate script template, and no worse for it, as it leaves the rest of the movie to chracterisation and big 'splosions.

I know this film is based on a comic book, does anyone else thinking that - if you just take the film on its own - that the character of Quill is a way that the story tellers can have it both ways. He's both a fish out of water (a human.. someone that audience can use as a POV character) and someone that knows everything so they wouldn't have him question everything (because he's been in space for over 20 years) so that way they can just tell us the story with all the shortcuts they want?
Not quite sure what you're asking. A POV character sometimes has the answers we don't know yet, sometimes he is yet to ask the question, so we know too. If he already knows, then the writers have to tell us what he knows in different ways, without using a Maurice the Explainer ("Well, Peter, as you know, blah blah blah...")

I thought it was Drax that had trouble with analogies, so why did Gamora have trouble with the "sticks up their butts" scene? I mean, maybe she wouldn't get that phrase, but the writers have to draw distinct personalities and having tow different characters share the same singular trait that, at least for one of them, distinguishes them because it's a significant trait?
Earth expression? Maybe not a lot oif sticks, or indeed butts, out there?

Does it really make any sense that they would start a fun romp with someone dying of cancer?? Maybe this is neither here nor there, but tone is so important to a film.
Yeah, that scene hit me a bit (been there done that). It was put in to pay off the climax, where Peter has to reach out to Gamora, finally reach out to someone after all these years.

Why is Gamora a weapon? She's a competent fighter at times, but gets beat up at other times. She didn't seem all that weapon like. And Nebula just looked like a girl doing cosplay... they even forgot to modify her voice at the end.
Would you want to cross either of them in a dark alley? Didn't think so. Plus, weapons have safeties.

Despite the SFX, the main alien city on the good planet (I just don't know the name) looked like the city in Logan's Run. The Knowhere scenes looked like crap, reminding me of the bad hovercar chase scenes form the Stallone Judge Dredd film.
Cities are cities. I thought Knowhere was brillaint as a concept, not entirely brilliantly realised, but still pretty damn good, and we need to meet a brother at some point.

Always liked Howard the Duck. Heh.
Me too. There y'go, YMMV.

A couple of things.

One, did not recognise Amy Pond, wow, what a transformation!

Two, KNIFE-MISSILE!! :D

Three, bog standard plot, as I said, but the fun and spectacle took me out of that in a way Avatar never could.
 
No, yaka arrow. Although this MCU version might have cybertech with a "whistling helps me focus" twist.
 
^ Read the Culture novels? It's the first thing a lot of readers thoiught. :)

ETA: knife-miossiles are AIs, not mentally linked or controlled,as I've seen elsewhere, but it just struck me that way, as it does seem to have a certain amount of independence.
 
I haven't seen it but is there a hint of Angela? She became associated with GoTG in the comics. She is a former Spawn character. Could we see Angela in the MCU?
 
Thanks for trying Australis

Would you want to cross either of them in a dark alley? Didn't think so. Plus, weapons have safeties.
Both "girls" barely weighed a buck and a quarter, and both of them did some ass-kicking but also got their ass kicked as well. In a dark alley, I doubt I'd be that scared of either of them.
 
Thanks for trying Australis

Would you want to cross either of them in a dark alley? Didn't think so. Plus, weapons have safeties.
Both "girls" barely weighed a buck and a quarter, and both of them did some ass-kicking but also got their ass kicked as well. In a dark alley, I doubt I'd be that scared of either of them.

When did either of them get their asses kicked?
 
Thanks for trying Australis

Would you want to cross either of them in a dark alley? Didn't think so. Plus, weapons have safeties.
Both "girls" barely weighed a buck and a quarter, and both of them did some ass-kicking but also got their ass kicked as well. In a dark alley, I doubt I'd be that scared of either of them.

I'm starting to wonder why you even bothered to see the movie. You went in expecting to hate it, so why even bother coming here and giving us your thoughts? You already gave them to us last year when the movie was announced.
 
Just a fun little nitpick: My tapes from the 80s have either been shredded up by a cassette player, got infested by fungus or the signal's deteriorated so badly that I can barely hear the music. So I'm a little surprised the mixtape lasted so long.
 
...interesting note I saw on the album - it's apparently the first soundtrack album to go #1 w/o any new music on it.
 
Just a fun little nitpick: My tapes from the 80s have either been shredded up by a cassette player, got infested by fungus or the signal's deteriorated so badly that I can barely hear the music. So I'm a little surprised the mixtape lasted so long.
Pre-recorded tapes or mixtapes/home recorded tapes? I've heard the prerecorded tapes don't last at all but some of the home media might have been alright.
 
...interesting note I saw on the album - it's apparently the first soundtrack album to go #1 w/o any new music on it.

The Jackson 5 and Simpson and Ashford songs are both on the CD and their part of the second mixtape.
 
I meant without any new music recorded for the movie itself. It's all previously-released songs.
 
I meant without any new music recorded for the movie itself. It's all previously-released songs.

Since his mom made the tape all the music came from the '70s, I don't see way they'd record new versions of the old songs.
 
...it makes sense, it's just interesting that no soundtrack like that has ever been #1 before, that's all.
 
I meant without any new music recorded for the movie itself. It's all previously-released songs.

Since his mom made the tape all the music came from the '70s, I don't see way they'd record new versions of the old songs.

I took "new" to mean "original." No song in the soundtrack was recorded for the movie. Even if a song had been re-recorded, I don't think it would have changed the statistic since it's still an old song. Klaus can correct me if I'm wrong, but that's how I understood his comment.

I think we all agree that it makes sense in the context of the movie, but it's still interesting in the context of sales in the real world.
 
I saw the movie last night. I really needed to see something funny.

There wasn't any dead air as it were.

This movie was tight and everything worked. I thought SERENITY was packed--but this just kept you going.
 
Just a fun little nitpick: My tapes from the 80s have either been shredded up by a cassette player, got infested by fungus or the signal's deteriorated so badly that I can barely hear the music. So I'm a little surprised the mixtape lasted so long.

Was your cassette player made from alien technology/components?
 
What makes you think Star-Lord's Walkman contains alientech (aside from the continued faulty assumption that he never returned to Earth)?

That said, cassette tapes tend to deteriorate due to humidity, temperature, and dust/pollutants. Most of that is going to be all but non-existent issues in space most of the time thanks to climate control and the constant recycling and refreshing of air. So chances are good that it's going to maintain its integrity a lot longer than it would in a shoebox in your closet for twenty years.
 
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