Wow, can i interest you in some magic beans? Feig should sell Bibles with such convincing quotes as that....
You know, Spy has a 94% rating on Rottentomatoes. That doesn't mean critics think it's better than 94% of all films, just that 94% of critics who reviewed it happened to like it above a lukewarm level. Critics who study film as their dayjobs, critics who have written dissertations and studies and entire books on film criticism, which has been around for decades. The 94% who liked it, liked it after plenty of consideration. The 6% who didn't like it, I'm sure, have every valid reason and analysis within their training to dislike it.
It's totally your prerogative to join the 6% who don't like it. That's fine and dandy. But 94% of critics who are otherwise separated from each other usually aren't bamboozled by a single person, not by that large degree; hell, it's in their interest to disagree with each other because that fuels competition. But they don't.
I liked Bridesmaids and Spy. I didn't like The Heat. But I definitely liked his TV directorial work: Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, the US Office, Mad Men, Weeds, and obviously Freaks & Geeks. Yes, I do believe he has a good track record, but I shouldn't have to say that as justification. I'm explaining it to you as context for where I'm coming from, which is, honestly, a courtesy I shouldn't be giving you, because nothing Feig does is ever good enough for you, ever.
Saul, kitten, you've spent years and this entire thread bemoaning that you're being persecuted for having a different opinion on this movie than many others on this thread. Well, our opinions on a separate movie are different. You don't see any double standard with your sarcasm? You like what you like, and I'll like what I want. You can be skeptical of the movie and keep posting your doubts about it, and you're definitely not alone in this thread with others are also welcome to dislike the movie and express those concerns. That's what a message board is for, after all.
But for the love of God, get over yourself. Get over the idea that people who like what you don't are idiots. Stop holding grudges with those who disagree with you or make something you dislike. It is, quite frankly, an incredibly stupid approach to life; your blood pressure can't handle it. Stop being so bitter to the point that you have to resort to insulting sarcasm. Rise above that. Even if it's Feig or Apatow or Sony insulting fans, if you think you're better than them, then prove it by rising above insults. Jesus Christ.
"The new Bible will have 12 hilarious Apostles in it. And their gonna be women!"
Lastly, and for the love of God, if you're going to assume people are idiots, at the very least please know the difference between "their" and "they're."