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Generic parody thread

Wondering how much longer can we make this thing go on....
Sly aside to the camera winking.

- W -
* Further proof that pop-culture has ruined his mind *
 
[image]Very poor "long neck/small face" photoshop job putting Zoe Saldana into a red bikini with a delta shield logo on her breast.jpg[/image]

Enthusiastic exclamation. Sexual innuendo. Drooling emoticon.
 
Enthusiastic greeting. Typo. Generic statement of newbieness. Another typo. Proclamation of enthusiasm (two more typos) for thread topic. Mention of information well-known on this board, (typo) yet presented as though no one has heard it before. Smiley. Profession (typo) of (typo) excitement for Trek (typo) XI (typo). Exclamation points used on every sentence. Smiley.
 
Correction of one typo from previous post, betraying lack of knowledge about edit function. Apology.
 
Announces suspicion that the above newbie does completely understand the edit function, but is feigning ignorance in order to boost post count. Awaits moderator to tell me that I should mind my own business. Mentally prepares sarcastic response for if and when that happens.
 
Offers profound apology for not using this "edit" function. Swears innocence. Wonders why Cogley is discussing the subject as if I had acknowledged an edit function in my prior post.
 
That newbie is cool. He actually managed to produce a post that is completely incomprehensible to me.

I'd wager 500 quatloos that he'll be running this place within a week.
 
Gratuitous quoting of Kelso's entire post. Offended defense of terrible spelling/grammar/punctuation, sliding rapidly into insulting diatribe against people who insist on legible English.

Use of multiple emoticons in an attempt to counter the meaning of my words.
 
Futile attempt to correct the racist tendencies of Gep_Malakai:
Corrective measures begin-[diatribe] "Gep_Malakai! Racism is BAD!!!"[/diatribe]

Multiple ROFL and BIGEYES smiles acknowledging The Curmudgeons' latest signature.Must include at least one(1) Borg smiley.
 
Categorical denial of racism. Statement that I sit next to a black man in class. Claim this proves racial tolerance.

Irritated complaint about OT nature of subject. New comments about Chris Pine as Kirk. Joke about Quinto needing a forked penis to play Spock. LOL emoticon to indicate undeniable hilarity of prior comment.
 
Useless attempt at Pretending To Chastise The Previous Poster For Not Posting In The Same Descriptive Manner As The Rest Of Us, which fools no-one.
 
ITL said:
Useless attempt at Pretending To Chastise The Previous Poster For Not Posting In The Same Descriptive Manner As The Rest Of Us, which fools no-one.
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Misinterpretting chastisement as meant for something this poster posted above. Insult. Insult. Profane insult to chastiser.
Holier than thou attitude. Reaffirmation of opinion of this poster's previous post. Gratuitous slurs about chastiser's heritage.
 
Astonishment that any offense was taken, followed by unconvincing air of innocence. Watches as Irony (A tall, striking woman) explodes as a result of a Combination Self-Referential Overload. Performs "Duck And Cover" maneuver.
 
Open-mouthed amazement that this thread has survived this long. Statement of extreme pride of creation. Lamentation that some people didn't seem to "get it," followed by deep expression of appreciation for the participation of those who did "get it." Custom "give the world a hug" emoticon imported from outside the board, followed by both thumbs-up emoticons.
 
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