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Generic parody thread

Outraged vitriol followed by declaration of mother as saint.

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A bunch of fucking fanwank speculation trying to get affirmation for a bruised ego and fucking low self esteem. Wild justifications for fucking weird fanwank. Esoteric pendantry to show off Trek knowledge. Other fucking stuff added authoritatively but really just pulled off Google.

Rewording prior witty and cogent posts in this fucking thread in order to sound original.

A poorly worded poll with fucking stupid choices.

Overuse of fucking profanity.

Oh, and CANNON!

ETA: ETA means "Edited to Add."
 
Overly serious and stupid comment that will later be retconned by the poster into an faux-ironic one when enough posters have laughed at it for being a load of smelly old tramps' pants, followed by comment claiming pwnage of the gullible by use of superior irony.
 
Jumping into the thread without reading it all and posting something already covered way upthread.

Sanctimonious remark.
Self-righteous remark.

Gratuitous Shatner fat joke.
 
Jumping into the thread without reading it all and posting something already covered way upthread while assuming it's already been covered and not giving a crap.

Ten grinning emoticons and a thumbsup for the aforementioned Gratuitous Shatner fat joke.
 
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dutifily,

K'riq Sa
Minister of the Church of _______________
 
Relization that self-parody is a lost art.
Trys to get back on topic and fails due to the fact that the genericness is too genric to get back on topic.
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* This Space For Rent *
 
...........Trek Stars To Shatner Bones.......

Agreed. Mostly I am what eats me.









dirivatly,

Sa K'riq
of Church the MInister Exploding Backpacks
 
Blatant troll post intended to fix the wagon of some asshole in TNZ who really deserves it, but mistakenly posted in wrong forum, due to confusion caused by having too many tabs open.


Post deleted five minutes later.

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One global warning just because. Or is that global warming. I forget. Discussion to MA, QS&F, and NCC-1701-@
 
Questions the validity of above global warning/warming on the basis that its proponent is a hypocrite. Pre-emptive disgust at _______ classic element of TOS that will be re-imagined and thus ruined.

Gratuitous Riker beard joke. ROFL icon.
 
Displeasure at the turn this thread has taken. Huffy expression of disatisfaction at the quality of conversation on this BBS. Plug for a "better" board which has about one-eighteenth the membership. Statement of complete indifference as to how this thread develops going forward.

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Newbie post from alleged "cadet" that looks suspiciously like a troll post. Reference to "having been around for a long time" which doesn't jibe with my low post count (3). Heavy use of bad spelling and grammar (possibly employed intentionally to look like a novice), but because it could simply mean that I am a foreign poster, all other posters must proceed with caution before they call out what is most likely a troll.
 
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