What are your opinions regarding song parodies, specifically Star Trek ones? What kind(s) do you enjoy reading or listening to, if any? Have you written any song parodies?
TREK’S BEEN GOOD
(apologies to Joe Walsh)
I get advances, forget the price
Ain’t never earned out, they tell me it’s nice
I hit my deadlines, then I pub crawl
I let my agent pay for it all
They say I’m crazy but I have a good time
I’m just making up clues for the scene of a crime
Trek’s been good to me so far
My book’s been stuck on page eighty-nine
I lost my mojo, but no, I don’t whine
I have a shuttle, ride in the back
I lock the hatch in case I’m attacked
I write
Trek novels, my fans they can’t wait
They write me e-mails, tell me I’m great
So I got me an office, book covers on the wall
Just leave a message, maybe I'll call
Lucky I’m sane after all I’ve been through
(Everybody say “I’m cool” — “He's cool”)
I can’t complain but sometimes I still do
Trek’s been good to me so far
I go to panels, sometimes until four
It’s hard to leave when you can’t find the door
It’s tough to handle this fandom and fame
Everybody’s so different, I haven’t changed
They say I’m lazy but it takes all my time
(Everybody say “Oh, yeah” — “Oh, yeah”)
I keep on goin’, guess I’ll never know why
Trek’s been good to me so far
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah