I'll be out of town tomorrow, so I'm going to post my review for "The Trouble with Edward" here. Note: I haven't seen it yet, and this review is based purely on the trailer:
Review for "The Trouble with Edward: 2/10
Well, Discovery does it again. The amount of issues I have with this "short trek" are many. Too many to list. They are:
1. They mess up the tribbles, the simplest greatest species in all of Trek (second only to the Chalnoth). David Gerrold must be rolling over in his grave. Tribbles don't eat people! Starfleet doesn't know about tribbles! And the show isn't even staying true to its own continuity, as tribbles were supposedly a thing last season, in Lorca's office, but they didn't overrun the ship and eat everybody (if only).
2. Really, a female Captain? In the 23rd century? This show just hits new lows every week. And that Pike cameo was nauseating. Does he have to be in every "short trek" from now on? They should at least teach him how to talk like Jeffrey Hunter.
3. H. Jon Benjamin sounds too much like Sterling Archer. What kind of voice actor is he if I can recognize his voice automatically? He needs to change his inflection and pronunciation. All I kept thinking was "wow this guy sounds like a cartoon character from a show I only saw snippets of. Also, I loved him in Home Movies, but I shouldn't admit that because it gives away my age so I'll just use the modern-day character of Sterling Archer."
4. And, lo and behold, Dr. Edward or whatever his name is, is a dumb white guy. Of course he is, with this show. All white guys are idiots or bad guys or both. Except for Pike, who, again, should be more like Jeffrey Hunter.
5. And Michael is the worst. Thankfully, she wasn't in this "short trek", so I added a point or two.
The redesign of the tribbles is horrifying, but at least they have hair. Ha! Get it! Because the Klingons didn't have hair in Discovery's first season, so I made a joke about tribble hair, as if they would be presented as bald monstrosities. I am hilarious.