Well that was right fucked up, what a shitty episode.
Let's start with the good.
Um.
Ummmmm....
Oh! Full marks for really showing how fucking brutal and horrific and apocalyptic warfare is inside a city. Let alone warfare with nuclear death coming from the sky and laying waste to everything. I actually thought the scenes of Arya running through the streets desperately trying to save anyone - ANYONE - that she could while the world burned around her was fantastically done. Very, very hard but well-shot for sure. And in general there were some beautifully shot moments.
Somewhat relatedly, CleganeBowl turned out to be as vicious and impossible as I expected, and they really sold the Mountain as an emotionless killing machine huh? I also laughed at what happened to Qyburn at the end. But more importantly, I really loved the Hound turning to Arya at the last moment and convincing her not to follow him, to become like him. I mean, they immediately undercut it (or had they already?) by giving Arya somebody else to add to her list, but it was still a nice moment.
Let's see, um... oh, nice final scene between Jaime and Tyrion, that was really well-done at least. Nice to see Davos as always looking out for the smallfolk. Also really really liked the moment when the Lannister soldiers laid down their arms, shame it was immediately undone, but we'll get to that. Also holy hell, now *that* is a dragon, but again... getting to that. And I thought the final mournful/wistful version of The Rains of Castamere was really lovely, at least something positive from that.
Now the bad... hahaha, how about just lowlights.
So uh... why *exactly* did Daeny not just absolutely cut loose on Euron's Iron Fleet last episode? I mean damn, those ships come in two flavors apparently: murderbot and kindling. I didn't expect them to actually shoot Drogon out of the sky, but shit... did they even try? Last time we saw a rain of ballistae bolts, this time we got... one or two from Euron? I didn't expect Euron's fleet to make it but jesus, talk about going out with a whimper.
Related to that: after all the buildup of the scorpions and lovingly showing them stationed all around King's Landing, they certainly were rather casually dispensed with. Likewise the Golden Company - on the one hand it was pretty glorious seeing the wall/gate explode outward and dragonfire rain down from behind (hey look, intelligent use of air tactics)... but it was also kind of empty. "Woo big scary army"....?
Also related to that: fucking Euron. Even in death a disappointment, though I'll admit I did laugh at his dying words. But randomly washing up on the beach and dying in a fight with Jaime after somehow surviving his ship blowing up? I suppose we're supposed to be like "oh yeah, Jaime's fucking pissed that Euron thinks he deserves to be with Cersei" but uh... why do I care? I was a lot more interested in Theon or Yara being the one to take him down.
Speaking of Jaime (and Cersei).... ugggggghhhhh. So I guess his whole arc and development over, well... the course of the show was for nothing? We're right back at the "nobody else matters but me and you fuck the world"? It's like the writers decided after he'd slept with Brienne "Welp, time to reset his character back several seasons." I suppose in the end he and Cersei deserved each other but damn if it doesn't feel pointless. Speaking of Cersei, oh hey we get her some sympathy and she stops being a total smirking caricature but by that point it was too late for me to care. Remember when 60 minutes of show ago she casually executed a prisoner for... lulz?
And then of course... fucking Daenerys. Sure they've been hinting that she might go crazy or might take things too far but this is the first time the writers chose to make her burn down a city after it surrendered and decide to wantonly murder thousands of innocent people. She never did that in Essos, and showed some sympathy for the regular people but here? Bells are ringing, Lannister soldiers are laying down their arms, city is hers, but suddenly for an inexplicable reason NOPE KILL KILL KILL. Like with Jaime, this felt like the writers just fucking with the show to make things as awful as possible. Also: what the hell, Grey Worm decides to say "fuck surrender you're all gonna die"? Because regular Lannister soldiers that have surrendered to you are to blame for Missandei? (although this comes right after Missandei, the most peaceful, kind, gentle character on the show declares that Daeny should burn it all down as her last words, so maybe I shouldn't be surprised.) Why couldn't she just fly to the Red Keep and BBQ it? Think the people wouldn't fear her then? Why even bother with the army coming into the city when you have a fucking dragon that can fly up to Cersei's window and take care of things?
I'm sure I've missed plenty but that'll do for now.
But she never actually went nuclear on a civilian population. Even when the Dothraki captured her and reduced her to a slave again she didn't burn down the entire place, just took all the chiefs. She didn't burn down Mereen when the Sons of the Harpy didn't obey her. Why does she burn down King's Landing especially after it surrendered? It can't just be that she lost advisors or even her children.
Even if she always had the potential it's fine to be vastly disappointed that they actually went there.
Sounds like something a character going through a redemption arc and coming to care about people beyond himself (and his nasty incest fetish) would say, culminating in choosing to break tradition and knight somebody who he'd come to respect and care for in her own right. But nope, instead of finishing seasons-long-growth they decided fuck it, time to reset Jaime and let him die spouting the same old edgelord "nothing matters but us" line.
ETA: Oh and I forgot something! I laughed out loud and not because it was actually funny that Jaime survived being run through and then stabbed in the kidney for like... 40 minutes or something including physically supporting Cersei down into the dragon skull chamber so he could die pretty in her arms.
Let's start with the good.
Um.
Ummmmm....
Oh! Full marks for really showing how fucking brutal and horrific and apocalyptic warfare is inside a city. Let alone warfare with nuclear death coming from the sky and laying waste to everything. I actually thought the scenes of Arya running through the streets desperately trying to save anyone - ANYONE - that she could while the world burned around her was fantastically done. Very, very hard but well-shot for sure. And in general there were some beautifully shot moments.
Somewhat relatedly, CleganeBowl turned out to be as vicious and impossible as I expected, and they really sold the Mountain as an emotionless killing machine huh? I also laughed at what happened to Qyburn at the end. But more importantly, I really loved the Hound turning to Arya at the last moment and convincing her not to follow him, to become like him. I mean, they immediately undercut it (or had they already?) by giving Arya somebody else to add to her list, but it was still a nice moment.
Let's see, um... oh, nice final scene between Jaime and Tyrion, that was really well-done at least. Nice to see Davos as always looking out for the smallfolk. Also really really liked the moment when the Lannister soldiers laid down their arms, shame it was immediately undone, but we'll get to that. Also holy hell, now *that* is a dragon, but again... getting to that. And I thought the final mournful/wistful version of The Rains of Castamere was really lovely, at least something positive from that.
Now the bad... hahaha, how about just lowlights.
So uh... why *exactly* did Daeny not just absolutely cut loose on Euron's Iron Fleet last episode? I mean damn, those ships come in two flavors apparently: murderbot and kindling. I didn't expect them to actually shoot Drogon out of the sky, but shit... did they even try? Last time we saw a rain of ballistae bolts, this time we got... one or two from Euron? I didn't expect Euron's fleet to make it but jesus, talk about going out with a whimper.
Related to that: after all the buildup of the scorpions and lovingly showing them stationed all around King's Landing, they certainly were rather casually dispensed with. Likewise the Golden Company - on the one hand it was pretty glorious seeing the wall/gate explode outward and dragonfire rain down from behind (hey look, intelligent use of air tactics)... but it was also kind of empty. "Woo big scary army"....?
Also related to that: fucking Euron. Even in death a disappointment, though I'll admit I did laugh at his dying words. But randomly washing up on the beach and dying in a fight with Jaime after somehow surviving his ship blowing up? I suppose we're supposed to be like "oh yeah, Jaime's fucking pissed that Euron thinks he deserves to be with Cersei" but uh... why do I care? I was a lot more interested in Theon or Yara being the one to take him down.
Speaking of Jaime (and Cersei).... ugggggghhhhh. So I guess his whole arc and development over, well... the course of the show was for nothing? We're right back at the "nobody else matters but me and you fuck the world"? It's like the writers decided after he'd slept with Brienne "Welp, time to reset his character back several seasons." I suppose in the end he and Cersei deserved each other but damn if it doesn't feel pointless. Speaking of Cersei, oh hey we get her some sympathy and she stops being a total smirking caricature but by that point it was too late for me to care. Remember when 60 minutes of show ago she casually executed a prisoner for... lulz?
And then of course... fucking Daenerys. Sure they've been hinting that she might go crazy or might take things too far but this is the first time the writers chose to make her burn down a city after it surrendered and decide to wantonly murder thousands of innocent people. She never did that in Essos, and showed some sympathy for the regular people but here? Bells are ringing, Lannister soldiers are laying down their arms, city is hers, but suddenly for an inexplicable reason NOPE KILL KILL KILL. Like with Jaime, this felt like the writers just fucking with the show to make things as awful as possible. Also: what the hell, Grey Worm decides to say "fuck surrender you're all gonna die"? Because regular Lannister soldiers that have surrendered to you are to blame for Missandei? (although this comes right after Missandei, the most peaceful, kind, gentle character on the show declares that Daeny should burn it all down as her last words, so maybe I shouldn't be surprised.) Why couldn't she just fly to the Red Keep and BBQ it? Think the people wouldn't fear her then? Why even bother with the army coming into the city when you have a fucking dragon that can fly up to Cersei's window and take care of things?
I'm sure I've missed plenty but that'll do for now.
She always had the potential. She a rage, a sense of entitlement, anger, and ruthlessness throughout the series. It was usually somewhat in check thanks to her advisors and friendships. She has lost those through death and betrayal. She was feeling isolated and that she only had fear to go on. If things had gone a little different, she might not have gone all berserk. But, she was a tinderbox ready to go off!
But she never actually went nuclear on a civilian population. Even when the Dothraki captured her and reduced her to a slave again she didn't burn down the entire place, just took all the chiefs. She didn't burn down Mereen when the Sons of the Harpy didn't obey her. Why does she burn down King's Landing especially after it surrendered? It can't just be that she lost advisors or even her children.
Even if she always had the potential it's fine to be vastly disappointed that they actually went there.
People ignored the copious amount of in-series evidence that Jaime was never going to leave Cersei behind permanently because they saw what they wanted to see in his 'redemption' even though he made it clear throughout the series that he wasn't the 'white knight'.
Sounds like something a character going through a redemption arc and coming to care about people beyond himself (and his nasty incest fetish) would say, culminating in choosing to break tradition and knight somebody who he'd come to respect and care for in her own right. But nope, instead of finishing seasons-long-growth they decided fuck it, time to reset Jaime and let him die spouting the same old edgelord "nothing matters but us" line.
ETA: Oh and I forgot something! I laughed out loud and not because it was actually funny that Jaime survived being run through and then stabbed in the kidney for like... 40 minutes or something including physically supporting Cersei down into the dragon skull chamber so he could die pretty in her arms.
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