Game: First Draft Movies
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come quietly or there will be...violence.
John: No, no, no, no, no. You've got to listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative" or some bally nonsense like that. You say, "Right-o, my dear fellow!" And if someone displays an objectionable attitude towards you, you may say "You can stick it right up your bottom!" And if you want to rile them sarcastically, it's "A pleasure meeting with you, my dear."
Terminator: A pleasure meeting with you, my dear.
John: Yes, "Begone, you vile felon!" Or if someone gets upset, you say "I think you should take a minute to regain your bearings, sir." Or you can do combinations.
Terminator: I think you should take a minute to regain your bearings, sir, you vile felon.
John: That's great! See, you're getting it.
Terminator: Right-o, my dear fellow.
Terminator: A pleasure meeting with you, my dear.
John: Yes, "Begone, you vile felon!" Or if someone gets upset, you say "I think you should take a minute to regain your bearings, sir." Or you can do combinations.
Terminator: I think you should take a minute to regain your bearings, sir, you vile felon.
John: That's great! See, you're getting it.
Terminator: Right-o, my dear fellow.
damn, you, damn you, damn you, damn you.
"If you find yourself alone driving in urban wasteland with rain on your windscreen, do not be troubled, for you are in Doncaster, and you're already dead!"
Tommy Atkins! A Genuine British Hero!
"Get off my lap !!" (Air Force One)
" I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of... The most beautiful name in the whole wide world. Englebert Humperdink."
"Two men enter, and return with a prenuptial agreement."
"Son, you got an undergarment that covers the body from the waist no further than to the thighs; usually worn next to the skin, on your head."
"Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility. Dizzy was my friend. She was a soldier. But most important, she needed a boob job and never got one. That saddens me, because damn, she had a nice face and all, but I never could get past those floppy boobs."
"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child with big pouty lips and a nice tush."
"Ah, Ryan. I don't know anything about Ryan. I don't care. The man means nothing to me. It's just a name. But if... You know if going to Rumelle and finding him so that he can go home. If that earns me the right to get back to my giant porn collection, then that's my mission."
" I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of... The most beautiful name in the whole wide world. Englebert Humperdink."
"Two men enter, and return with a prenuptial agreement."
"Son, you got an undergarment that covers the body from the waist no further than to the thighs; usually worn next to the skin, on your head."
"Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility. Dizzy was my friend. She was a soldier. But most important, she needed a boob job and never got one. That saddens me, because damn, she had a nice face and all, but I never could get past those floppy boobs."
"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child with big pouty lips and a nice tush."
"Ah, Ryan. I don't know anything about Ryan. I don't care. The man means nothing to me. It's just a name. But if... You know if going to Rumelle and finding him so that he can go home. If that earns me the right to get back to my giant porn collection, then that's my mission."
"He's had enough."
"Shut up!"
"He can't even stand up."
"That don't mean squat."
"Johnny, he's had enough."
"I'll decide when he's had enough."
"What's wrong with you, Johnny?"
"An enemy deserves no mercy."
"Right!"
DANIEL: "Hey, Johnny, did you know I was from Jersey? Back there, this is how you take care of problems."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
(Movie over after half an hour)
"Shut up!"
"He can't even stand up."
"That don't mean squat."
"Johnny, he's had enough."
"I'll decide when he's had enough."
"What's wrong with you, Johnny?"
"An enemy deserves no mercy."
"Right!"
DANIEL: "Hey, Johnny, did you know I was from Jersey? Back there, this is how you take care of problems."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
(Movie over after half an hour)
i wasn't on the schedule for today!
I read the first page, came up with this same idea, and decided "ah, better check the rest of the thread." And there you were, the first post on the second page.
"You are a woman's PLAYTHING!"
Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No. It was accidental death involving autoerotic asphyxiation leading to an autoerotic fatality. He was into homosexual S&M.
Luke: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No. It was accidental death involving autoerotic asphyxiation leading to an autoerotic fatality. He was into homosexual S&M.
Luke: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Actually, I'm reminded of these videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTEpjsSAzp4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS4iShGgDGw
"Resistance is, we admit, fruitful."
"A flamingo ate my baby!"
"Ovaltine, shaken not stirred."
"A flamingo ate my baby!"
"Ovaltine, shaken not stirred."
Owen: Do you speak Bocce?
Threepio: Bocce? I ain't got no Bocce! I don't need Bocce. I don't have to speak to you in any STEENKIN' Bocce!
Threepio: Bocce? I ain't got no Bocce! I don't need Bocce. I don't have to speak to you in any STEENKIN' Bocce!
the snakes really are rather annoying. i wish we could get rid of the blasted things
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