Game: First Draft Movies

[Mistral]

"What if your dope was on fire?"

"That's impossible, sir."

"And why is that?"

"Because it's in Johnson's pants. And it's already on fire. Can't you see him squirming? We're going to huff it off his ankle as soon as you leave the room."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You gave me socks for Christmas. Prepare to die."

 

[captcalhoun]

Hello, I'm the Professor.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"That'll do, Coelacanth. That'll do."

 

[captcalhoun]

tread softly, Preston, you tread on my toes.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Oompa Looma Doompity-dee
OSHA's gonna hear about your fac-to-ry

"Forget it, Jake. It's Deluth."

"THIS! IS! Σπάρτα!"

"Time is the microwave in which we're reheated."

"You Klingon bastard! You killed my high school guidance counselor!"

"I'm here to kick ass and fix a light brunch, but I haven't had time to adequately stock the fridge today!"

I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane.

 

[JonathonWally]

I want you to hit me with all the force you can physically muster!

 

[captcalhoun]

stop trying to hit me and kick me!

 

[chardman]

Kirk: "My God Bones, what have I done?"
McCoy: "Well, Looks like ya blew it up real good."

 

[Messianni]

"We can't stop here! This is kitten country."

 

[Mistral]

"We can't stop here! This is kitten country."

"Would you like to play a game? How about Global thermonuclear War? Or maybe Call of Duty?"

 

[captcalhoun]

would you like more information?

 

[Hermiod]

"Houston, we have a minor technical malfunction".

 

[captcalhoun]

that was already done :P

back off, man, we're amateurs!

 

[Hermiod]

that was already done :P

Curses!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Ernest Hemigway once wrote, 'They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying... You will die like a dog for no good reason.' I agree with the second part."

 

[Goliath]

"We can't stop here! This is kitten country."

"Would you like to play a game? How about Global thermonuclear War? Or maybe Call of Duty?"

But--in 1983? More likely Castle Wolfenstein.

One thing I always liked about that movie was the way poor old Joshua just wanted to play "a nice game of chess," all along.

It was the stupid humans who wanted to play "global thermonuclear war."

 

[captcalhoun]

Castle Wolfenstein was '86 wasn't it?

 

[Goliath]

Castle Wolfenstein was '86 wasn't it?

1981.

 

[shivkala]

"Blessed canine excrement! Texas? Only male cows and homosexuals come from Texas, Private Anachronistic Texan Stereotype. And you do not possess the traits of a male cow, in my opinion, which, eliminates that option. Do you perform fellatio on the male genitalia?"

"I came here to partake of colloidal polysaccharide substances of plant origin that are gelatinous when moist but harden on drying and are salts of complex organic acids and soundly defeat my enemies. I am, however, out of colloidal polysaccharide substances of plant origin that are gelatinous when moist but harden on drying and are salts of complex organic acids."

(EDIT: Sorry, I saw the second one had been done already, so consider mine a second draft quote!)

"I'm some asshole who's breaking safety regulations and should, by all rights, slip and fall into this ocean!"