Game: First Draft Movies

[Aragorn]

"Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR GUMMI BEARS!"

"Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a riding lawnmower. Once the riding lawnmower goes 6 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 6, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?"

 

[Messianni]

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to be hit head-on by a speeding DeLorean."

 

[Mistral]

"Every day for the past ten years Loretta there's been giving me a large black coffee. Today she gives me a large black coffee--only it's got sugar in it. A lot of sugar. I just came back to complain."

(Pause)

"Well? Can I get a fresh coffee, or not?"

Inspired!

 

[Mistral]

"I say who, I say when, I say-well, I say a lot of things but for twenty bucks I'm all yours."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"A 1985 Lada Riva 1500. The car I always wanted and now I have it. I RULE!"

 

[Mistral]

"A 1985 Lada Riva 1500. The car I always wanted and now I have it. I RULE!"

You, sir/madam, are insane. IMO.



"If you were any other man I'd kill you where you stand rather than see you in that taffeta gown! But the green goes good with your eyes!"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Enterprise was canon."

 

[Mistral]

The low-class version:

"Delicious with some refried beans and a good glass of Mad Dog 20/20!"

 

[captcalhoun]

if you wish to survive, accompany me.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Fuck. You. THAT's my name. You know why, Mister? Cause you flew on a Southwest Airlines Boeing 737 to get here tonight, I walked all the way. THAT's my name."

 

[CmdrAJD]

"My aunt and uncle's shack back in Kansas is better than this drug trip."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. And that really hurt me. Do you have any idea how much therapy a kid needs after seeing his dad murdered? I've been working through it, though, and now that I've found you, let's sit down, talk it out, and get some closure."

 

[captcalhoun]

one shall be victorious, one shall be defeated.

 

[Aragorn]

"Your 'best'! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and play the latest World of Warcraft expansion until the sun comes up."

 

[Mysterion]

"Hey, snakes! I really like snakes!"

"E.T. text home."

"Well, it could have been a boating accident I suppose."

 

[captcalhoun]

we're gonna need some professional shark hunters

 

[Mysterion]

"Forget it Jake. It's the Asian-themed business district."

"I'm really upset and I don't want to deal with it any longer!"

"My sled...my sled..."

"I made it in, you can close the pod-bay doors now, HAL."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Two men enter. One man comes."

 

[Aragorn]

"Well, I hope this experience hasn't put any of you off flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel. Unless your pilot is a raging alcoholic or a terrorist. Or it's goose season. Or the airline used cheap labor to put the plane together with cheap parts."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"I feel the need... the need for a pee!"

 

[Mysterion]

"Badges? Badges!? We do not require offical identification!"