Yeah, the classic one from Wizard Of Oz, with tigers instead of geigers.
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Which I haven't seen for decades.
Perhaps a bit too clever, a bit too "Frasier," but I absolutely loves this scene from "The Circle:"
KIRA: Come in.
ODO: You're not?
KIRA: Leaving? I really don't have much choice, do I
ODO: You're not just leaving, Major. You're surrendering.
KIRA: You break the rules, you pay.
ODO: Wait a minute. I want to be sure I heard that correctly. Because it doesn't sound like the Kira Nerys who has made a career out of breaking the rules.
KIRA: Well, I guess I broke one too many.
ODO: Major, you've been breaking one too many for fourteen and a half years. Cardassian rules, Bajoran rules, Federation rules, they're all meaningless to you because you have a personal code that's always mattered more. And I'm sorry to say you're in slim company.
KIRA: I'll miss you too, Odo.
ODO: Have you asked Sisko for help?
KIRA: I'm sure he'll do whatever he thinks is best for the station.
ODO: You haven't even gone to him?
KIRA: Well what do you want me to do, Odo?
ODO: Fight for what you want. It's what you do best.
KIRA: Maybe I just want a vacation.
ODO: Idiotic bureaucracy. Now I suppose they'll expect me to break in a new man.
KIRA: A great man. Li Nalas can handle the job, believe me.
ODO: You did fairly well at it once I smoothed your rough edges.
KIRA: Ha!
ODO: What's so funny?
KIRA: I thought you did fairly well, once I smoothed your edges.
(doorbell)
KIRA: Yes?
DAX: Am I disturbing anything?
KIRA: Stick around, you can help me cry in my synthale.
DAX: I thought I'd better return this epidellic lotion.
KIRA: No, if you like it
DAX: Oh, it's wonderful.
KIRA: Well then, keep it.
ODO: How can you be chatting about skin lotion at a time like this?
(doorbell)
DAX: Do you have any idea where you'll be stationed?
KIRA: Come in. Not yet. They say that after I've taken some leave time, I've earned a desk at the foreign affairs building somewhere. Doctor.
DAX: Foreign affairs building?
BASHIR: I came to give you my best.
DAX: Well that's rather dull.
BASHIR: I beg your pardon?
KIRA: Dull is a polite word for it.
ODO: Doctor, if you were Kira, wouldn't you at least be complaining to Commander Sisko?
BASHIR: Look, I just wanted to wish you good luck.
KIRA: Thank you, Doctor.
BASHIR: Complaining about what?
ODO: Never mind, Doctor. If she doesn't care, why should we?
BASHIR: Have they given you any reason yet?
DAX: Did they give you any alternative?
KIRA: I do care. No, they haven't. No, they didn't. I really ought to finish packing.
(doorbell)
BASHIR: You said she doesn't care. You mean about leaving
KIRA: By all means, come on in.
(O'Brien enters)
ODO: She's done well here. She ought to stay here. And I'd say she needs a little support from her friends, Doctor.
BASHIR: Well, yes, certainly, but if her orders
O'BRIEN: Er.
KIRA: Chief. Come in.
O'BRIEN: I didn't mean to intrude. I just
BASHIR: Don't worry, Chief. It's all been said.
ODO: I have a good deal more to say, thank you, Doctor.
O'BRIEN: Look, I could come back.
DAX: Odo, leave her alone. This is Kira's decision to make. Unless of course you want me to talk to Sisko.
KIRA: I knew what I was doing. I knew the risk.
ODO: That's not what she asked.
O'BRIEN: I'd just like to say, Major, it's been a pleasure serving with you.
(doorbell)
KIRA: Come in.
BASHIR: Will somebody please explain this conversation to me?
QUARK: A party! For you, I would've reduced my catering rates.
ODO: It's not a party.
QUARK: Whatever.
ODO: What's that?
KIRA: A bottle of my favorite synthale, I think. That's very thoughtful, Quark.
ODO: It's also very small.
QUARK: I was anticipating a far smaller gathering. I thought, perhaps, an intimate farewell drink, a sympathetic smile, a shoulder to cry on.
O'BRIEN: As I was saying, Major
QUARK: You'd be surprised how often that works with women.
KIRA: Is this a joke? Did you plan this?
BASHIR: Nobody could have planned this.
(doorbell)
KIRA: We're open for business. Come on in. Join the crowd. Vedek Bareil.
KIRA: Come in.
ODO: You're not?
KIRA: Leaving? I really don't have much choice, do I
ODO: You're not just leaving, Major. You're surrendering.
KIRA: You break the rules, you pay.
ODO: Wait a minute. I want to be sure I heard that correctly. Because it doesn't sound like the Kira Nerys who has made a career out of breaking the rules.
KIRA: Well, I guess I broke one too many.
ODO: Major, you've been breaking one too many for fourteen and a half years. Cardassian rules, Bajoran rules, Federation rules, they're all meaningless to you because you have a personal code that's always mattered more. And I'm sorry to say you're in slim company.
KIRA: I'll miss you too, Odo.
ODO: Have you asked Sisko for help?
KIRA: I'm sure he'll do whatever he thinks is best for the station.
ODO: You haven't even gone to him?
KIRA: Well what do you want me to do, Odo?
ODO: Fight for what you want. It's what you do best.
KIRA: Maybe I just want a vacation.
ODO: Idiotic bureaucracy. Now I suppose they'll expect me to break in a new man.
KIRA: A great man. Li Nalas can handle the job, believe me.
ODO: You did fairly well at it once I smoothed your rough edges.
KIRA: Ha!
ODO: What's so funny?
KIRA: I thought you did fairly well, once I smoothed your edges.
(doorbell)
KIRA: Yes?
DAX: Am I disturbing anything?
KIRA: Stick around, you can help me cry in my synthale.
DAX: I thought I'd better return this epidellic lotion.
KIRA: No, if you like it
DAX: Oh, it's wonderful.
KIRA: Well then, keep it.
ODO: How can you be chatting about skin lotion at a time like this?
(doorbell)
DAX: Do you have any idea where you'll be stationed?
KIRA: Come in. Not yet. They say that after I've taken some leave time, I've earned a desk at the foreign affairs building somewhere. Doctor.
DAX: Foreign affairs building?
BASHIR: I came to give you my best.
DAX: Well that's rather dull.
BASHIR: I beg your pardon?
KIRA: Dull is a polite word for it.
ODO: Doctor, if you were Kira, wouldn't you at least be complaining to Commander Sisko?
BASHIR: Look, I just wanted to wish you good luck.
KIRA: Thank you, Doctor.
BASHIR: Complaining about what?
ODO: Never mind, Doctor. If she doesn't care, why should we?
BASHIR: Have they given you any reason yet?
DAX: Did they give you any alternative?
KIRA: I do care. No, they haven't. No, they didn't. I really ought to finish packing.
(doorbell)
BASHIR: You said she doesn't care. You mean about leaving
KIRA: By all means, come on in.
(O'Brien enters)
ODO: She's done well here. She ought to stay here. And I'd say she needs a little support from her friends, Doctor.
BASHIR: Well, yes, certainly, but if her orders
O'BRIEN: Er.
KIRA: Chief. Come in.
O'BRIEN: I didn't mean to intrude. I just
BASHIR: Don't worry, Chief. It's all been said.
ODO: I have a good deal more to say, thank you, Doctor.
O'BRIEN: Look, I could come back.
DAX: Odo, leave her alone. This is Kira's decision to make. Unless of course you want me to talk to Sisko.
KIRA: I knew what I was doing. I knew the risk.
ODO: That's not what she asked.
O'BRIEN: I'd just like to say, Major, it's been a pleasure serving with you.
(doorbell)
KIRA: Come in.
BASHIR: Will somebody please explain this conversation to me?
QUARK: A party! For you, I would've reduced my catering rates.
ODO: It's not a party.
QUARK: Whatever.
ODO: What's that?
KIRA: A bottle of my favorite synthale, I think. That's very thoughtful, Quark.
ODO: It's also very small.
QUARK: I was anticipating a far smaller gathering. I thought, perhaps, an intimate farewell drink, a sympathetic smile, a shoulder to cry on.
O'BRIEN: As I was saying, Major
QUARK: You'd be surprised how often that works with women.
KIRA: Is this a joke? Did you plan this?
BASHIR: Nobody could have planned this.
(doorbell)
KIRA: We're open for business. Come on in. Join the crowd. Vedek Bareil.
So many scenes from In the Cards but my fave...
Jake: We have to find Willie Mays... and stop him.
Jake: We have to find Willie Mays... and stop him.
When Dukat sat on a sand spine.
Found the clip! Nice title too 
I completely lost it when I saw that scene for the first time lmao! Never thought I'd see Dukat wiggling his butt around in front of Kira.... wish there'd been more scenes like that!Found the clip! Nice title too
I dunno. Once was great. More than once would get old very quickly.
Dukat explaining to Weyoun how you can't just conquer or kill an enemy, you also have to force him to acknowledge he was wrong to oppose you in the first place... THEN you kill him.
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