"Seeing eye dogs bond for life. Yours ran away. What does that say about how emotionally available you are?"
--Foggy Nelson, Daredevil
(Foggy Nelson asks him about his frequent injuries.)
"Fight club. I'm in the fight club. And the first rule about fight club is you can't talk about fight club."
--Matt Murdock, Daredevil
"I want to let you in on a little secret, Matt. This doesn't look like a law office. It's starting to look like the set of goddamn Sanford & Son. Every time I walk in here, I keep expecting Lamont to walk down the stairs."
--Foggy Nelson, Daredevil
"How did you get past my security?"
"Oh, you mean that guy?"
"Was that really necessary?"
"Necessary? No. It was fun."
--Kingpin & Bullseye, Daredevil
"I want a fucking costume."
--Bullseye, Daredevil
"Are you a Muslim?"
"No, I'm in television."
--V for Vendetta
"A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this."
--Raphael, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
(April O'Neil & Casey Jones have a big argument and slam doors on each other.)
"Gosh, it's kinda like Moonlighting, isn't it?"
--Donatello, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"Now I know what it's like to travel without a green card."
--Raphael, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"You're a claustrophobic."
"You want a fist in the mouth? I never even looked at another guy before."
--Donatello & Casey Jones, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"First we must observe the ancient ritual of the... uh... traditional pre-fight donuts."
--Leonardo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II
I can't quote them exactly but the bits in Batman Returns where Bruce Wayne & Selina Kyle are each trying to figure out what excuse Alfred should tell the other for why they had to leave their date so suddenly.
"Can you just make up a sonnet or a dirty limerick?"
"One has just sprung to mind?"
"It could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood."
--the Penguin, Batman Returns
"You're the coolest role model a young person could have."
"And you are the hottest young person a role model could have."
--Campaign supporter & the Penguin, Batman Returns
"I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power. It's about reaching out to people, touching people, groping people!"
--the Penguin, Batman Returns
Batman Returns is full of great gems, mostly from Christopher Walken. It's not even the lines but how he delivers them.
"Surplus? Bruce, shame on you. No such thing. One can never have too much power. If my life has a meaning, that's the meaning."
"It's not like you can just kill me."
"Actually, it's a lot like that."
"Women. Nothing surprises me anymore, Chip, except your late mother. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll push her out a higher window."
"Bruce? Why are you dressed up as Batman?"
