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Funniest Lines in Superhero Movies
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Rorschach: One, nothing. Your move.
Ew, yech, I hate that line.
The Joker: "Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!"
Catwoman: "I thought you were just going to scare the Ice Princess."
The Penguin: "She looked pretty scared to me!"
Max Shreck: "I don't know what you want, but I know I can get it for you, with a minimum of fuss! Money, jewels, a very big ball of string."
Johnny Storm: "Now picture that... but everywhere."
Hancock: "Call me an asshole one more time."
Catwoman: "I thought you were just going to scare the Ice Princess."
The Penguin: "She looked pretty scared to me!"
Max Shreck: "I don't know what you want, but I know I can get it for you, with a minimum of fuss! Money, jewels, a very big ball of string."
Johnny Storm: "Now picture that... but everywhere."
Hancock: "Call me an asshole one more time."
God, I love that line!
"Pink. They're pink." -Superman
"Why do you say this, when you know that I will kill you?" -Gen. Zod
"HE STOLE MY BALLOONS! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things?!"
Joker in Batman
"You deseased maniac!" - Superman
"This one's to go." Clark Kent (Supes 2)
"You think you can steal from us and just walk away?"
"Yeah."
Gambol and the Joker (TDK)
"Let's split up."
"Yeah we can do more damage that way."
Ray and Peter (Ghostbusters). I'm convinced that this a superhero film, but instead of powers there are proton packs.
"Your wife called. She said she lost your checkbook!"
"Thanks for the great news!"
-secretary and J Jonah Jamison (from a Spider-man film. As much as I hate those films, he was a hoot!)
"Tell them that joke you know,"
Bruce to Alfred (Batman Begins)
Joker in Batman
"You deseased maniac!" - Superman
"This one's to go." Clark Kent (Supes 2)
"You think you can steal from us and just walk away?"
"Yeah."
Gambol and the Joker (TDK)
"Let's split up."
"Yeah we can do more damage that way."
Ray and Peter (Ghostbusters). I'm convinced that this a superhero film, but instead of powers there are proton packs.
"Your wife called. She said she lost your checkbook!"
"Thanks for the great news!"
-secretary and J Jonah Jamison (from a Spider-man film. As much as I hate those films, he was a hoot!)
"Tell them that joke you know,"
Bruce to Alfred (Batman Begins)
North! Why north?
Oooh. To ski?
--Otis, Superman 1
Oooh. To ski?
--Otis, Superman 1
"Otisberg??!" Lex in Superman 1
"It's not that I don't trust you, Otis, bit... well, I don't trust you..." Lex in Superman
"It's not that I don't trust you, Otis, bit... well, I don't trust you..." Lex in Superman
It's so bad that it's good.
That's funny, I've never seen garbage eat garbage before.
"Gives you a little tingle down the back of your neck, doesn't it?" - Lex Luthor Superman after coming up with a brilliant plan.
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - The Joker in the Burton Batman movie.
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - The Joker in the Burton Batman movie.
Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know.
Reed, look at me.
I can't.
Reed!
No, really, I can't!
Nurse (taking temperature) Wow! you're hot!
Johnny why, thank you. and so are you.
I can't.
Reed!
No, really, I can't!
Nurse (taking temperature) Wow! you're hot!
Johnny why, thank you. and so are you.
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