I can see it now, "Truly, you are a superior student!" Now I'm thinking there -must- be studies where a teacher (arbitrarily or not) divided their class into "augments" versus "mundanes". I know there were some rather creepy artificially created racism scenarios.
Somebody mentioned captioning upthread, and I couldn't resist: (Definitely gotta add this to the collection!)
Kirk can creep Spock can creep Creep Creep Creep Oh, oh ,oh Look at Kirk Look at Spock No Weapons Oh, no
You're right. After posting, I realized I'd made a mistake. The correct form of the top sentence should have been "Ai hassa fatigued." (According to my preferred dialect of lolspeak, "Ai has" means "I have." "Ai hassa" means "I am.")
The original Smith & Foglio fanfic version, mentioned earlier, is remembered here: http://fanlore.org/wiki/Star_Trek_Primer:_A_Child%27s_Garden_of_Space Roddenberry called it "'an affront' to fans who take ST too seriously..." Still waiting for the new one to arrive. I have it on special order.
I think I saw it at FYE a week or two ago, but I was task-focused at the time. I'll have to see if I can track it down.