Fresh eyes on VOY
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Macrocosm
11 year old: Wow, that's a REALLY big gun.
9 year old: It's a phaser rifle.
11 year old, throughout entire episode: That gun is so big. Wow it looks really heavy. That's a HUGE gun. They only attack her when she puts the gun down.. do you think they know what the gun is? The gun is MASSIVE. I love that gun.
Fair Trade
Neelix confesses to his friend Wixiban that he feels he may be useless to Voyager's crew.
11 Year old: But he's just been made Ambassador! What more does he want!
Alter Ego
Harry confesses to Tuvok that he is in love with a holodeck character.
9 year old: That's just like being in love with a robot only you can't hurt a hologram but you can hurt a robot. You could chop it.
The Doctor kisses two bikini clad women who are draping leis around his neck and their arms around him.
11 year old: Wow this is very embarrassing.
After advising Harry to stay away from the holodeck character Tuvok starts visiting her.
11 year old through the entire rest of the episode: Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. He's MARRIED. Hypocrite.
11 year old: Wow, that's a REALLY big gun.
9 year old: It's a phaser rifle.
11 year old, throughout entire episode: That gun is so big. Wow it looks really heavy. That's a HUGE gun. They only attack her when she puts the gun down.. do you think they know what the gun is? The gun is MASSIVE. I love that gun.
Fair Trade
Neelix confesses to his friend Wixiban that he feels he may be useless to Voyager's crew.
11 Year old: But he's just been made Ambassador! What more does he want!
Alter Ego
Harry confesses to Tuvok that he is in love with a holodeck character.
9 year old: That's just like being in love with a robot only you can't hurt a hologram but you can hurt a robot. You could chop it.
The Doctor kisses two bikini clad women who are draping leis around his neck and their arms around him.
11 year old: Wow this is very embarrassing.
After advising Harry to stay away from the holodeck character Tuvok starts visiting her.
11 year old through the entire rest of the episode: Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. He's MARRIED. Hypocrite.
It's interesting that their reactions to romantic scenes are characteristic, at least as I would envision speaking from my dottage, for that age, but there is a sense of morality that stands out to the older one as regards the legal instituition that codifies it!!! Outstanding!!!!
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The Q and the Grey
Janeway is caught up in the fighting in the Q Continuum cosplaying as Civil war soldiers.
11 year old: For an omnipotent species those rifles look very outdated.
Darkling
Kes is considering leaving the ship with a handsome alien man.
11 year old throughout entire episode: What is going on? What about Neelix? I thought they were boyfriend and girlfriend? What is happening?
Kes and Zahir kiss.
11 year old: OH MY GOD NEELIX IS GOING TO JUST EXPLODE
EVIL EMH: None of whom could face the darkness inside so they denied me, suppressed me, frightened of the truth.
KES: What truth is that?
EVIL EMH: That darkness is more fundamental than light. Cruelty before kindness. Evil more primary than good, more deserving of existence.
11 year old: So basically he's a Sith.
Before and After
Kes gives birth and a baby covered in bloody chunks is handed to her.
11 year old: This is SO disgusting.
Real Life
A dramatic astronomical phenomenon forms outside the windows of the mess hall. Tom and B'Elanna gasp and stare.
9 year old: I wouldn't be going : gasping sound : like that, I'd be getting out my selfie stick and taking a picture.
The Doctor's holo daughter dies.
11 year old: I think I might have almost cried.
9 year old: Oh come on he can make another one you know.
Janeway is caught up in the fighting in the Q Continuum cosplaying as Civil war soldiers.
11 year old: For an omnipotent species those rifles look very outdated.
Darkling
Kes is considering leaving the ship with a handsome alien man.
11 year old throughout entire episode: What is going on? What about Neelix? I thought they were boyfriend and girlfriend? What is happening?
Kes and Zahir kiss.
11 year old: OH MY GOD NEELIX IS GOING TO JUST EXPLODE
EVIL EMH: None of whom could face the darkness inside so they denied me, suppressed me, frightened of the truth.
KES: What truth is that?
EVIL EMH: That darkness is more fundamental than light. Cruelty before kindness. Evil more primary than good, more deserving of existence.
11 year old: So basically he's a Sith.
Before and After
Kes gives birth and a baby covered in bloody chunks is handed to her.
11 year old: This is SO disgusting.
Real Life
A dramatic astronomical phenomenon forms outside the windows of the mess hall. Tom and B'Elanna gasp and stare.
9 year old: I wouldn't be going : gasping sound : like that, I'd be getting out my selfie stick and taking a picture.
The Doctor's holo daughter dies.
11 year old: I think I might have almost cried.
9 year old: Oh come on he can make another one you know.
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