First World Problems

I'm so sick of this type of behavior. We're not here for your amusement or gratification. Go put on a fucking bikini yourself.

 

I always sit at the computer in a bikini.

Oh, and take a chill pill.

 

^ What if the computer's NOT wearing a bikini?

 

Living in Australia my computer is in a rash vest. Screen cancer.

 

I'm fresh out. I used them all up with all the other guys saying idiotic things.

 

^ I believe in preventive medicine. Maybe we could create a pill to keep people from saying idiotic things?

 

I bet he'd look dashing.

 

^I'd post a pic, but it would end the internet.

 

Kind of like Reverse Ecstasy.