Feline Follies

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Alienesse, Feb 18, 2012.

  1. Savage Dragon

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    My two kitties this morning.

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  2. auntiehill

    auntiehill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    "Where's the turkey? I smell turkey! Is that turkey?"


    SO cute!
     
  3. Ar-Pharazon

    Ar-Pharazon Vice Admiral Premium Member

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    You will obey us. We are the Masters.
     
  4. Captain Ice

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    A question that has been bugging me for a month or so....

    How do you keep cats out of the Christmas tree?
     
  5. Marc

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    with great difficulty.
     
  6. sojourner

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    put laxatives on the cats. eventually the tree will learn not to eat them.
     
  7. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

    While there is no full-proof method, there is however what we know cats already love to get into: boxes and plastic bags.

    Scatter them on the floor with them and lace them with catnip.
     
  8. auntiehill

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    My attempts to get a cute holiday picture with Junior did not go well. I had to practically chase him around the house before he stopped long enough to get a photo. He was most unimpressed with my attempts at holiday spirit.

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  9. sojourner

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    Put the cap on the floor upside down. Eventually he'll try to fit in it. Viola! cute picture!
     
  10. auntiehill

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    Yeah, tried that. He tried to eat it. :lol:
     
  11. Ar-Pharazon

    Ar-Pharazon Vice Admiral Premium Member

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    Maybe try to make it box shaped?
     
  12. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Then again, when are cats ever impressed with...anything?
     
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  13. auntiehill

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    Finally! I got him in his kitty bed and just slid it under the tree!
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  14. Mr. Laser Beam

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  15. Redfern

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    He actually looks like he's smiling ! It's probably just the angle of his head, but he honestly looks "happy".

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  16. tharpdevenport

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    You haven't learned how to read Cat body language yet. It says: Leave me alone unless you got food.

    Which is 45% of the time.

    50% is: Leave me alone, I'm sleeping.
    2% is: Leave me alone, I'm playing in boxes and empty plastic bags.
    1% is: Leave me alone, Im doing something you told me not to, like sneaking outside.
    1.5% is: Leave me alone, Im licking myself.
    And 0.5% is: Okay, you can pet me now. But make it snappy unless I demand more.
     
  17. auntiehill

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    ^You're both wrong. I poured catnip in his bed just a few minutes earlier.

    That's not smiling or scowling. It's the "Dude, you're harshing my mellow" stare of a stoned cat. ;)
     
  18. Shazam!

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  19. auntiehill

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    ^Speaking of stoned cats... :lol:


    Very cute picture. Reminds me of Puss 'N Boots from Shrek.
     
  20. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Catnip, otherwise known as Kitty Crack. :lol: