Favorite ST one liners

[Whizkid]

(1966-present)

Of course there cannot just be one so I won't go there. Whatever comes to mind. Only request, try to provide as much context as possible? Such as series, season, episode etc. People new to Trek might find that helpful.

This ain't a poll. I just want to create an updated quick reference of sorts from real Trekkies.

For no reason whatsoever. I'll start off:

DS9 | S2 Ep22 | The Wire

[Dr. Julian Bashir : You know, I still have a lot of questions to ask you about your past.
Elim Garak : I have given you all the answers I'm capable of!
Dr. Julian Bashir : You've given me answers all right; but they were all different. What I want to know is, out of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?
Elim Garak : My dear Doctor, they're all true.
Dr. Julian Bashir : Even the lies?]
...
Elim Garak : Especially, the lies.

 

[F. King Daniel]

"Live long and prosper." - Spock, Star Trek (2009)

 

[Whizkid]

"Live long and prosper." - Spock, Star Trek (2009)

2009!!! Wever happened to 1966?! :/

 

[F. King Daniel]

2009!!! Wever happened to 1966?! :/

There was never ever a delivery and meaning quite like the way he told it to the Vulcan council in the 2009 movie.

 

[Whizkid]

There was never ever a delivery and meaning quite like the way he told it to the Vulcan council in the 2009 movie.

Umm...okay...TWoK?

 

[F. King Daniel]

Umm...okay...TWoK?

I don't think you're getting the context I'm meaning

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"Live long and fuck you"

 

[Oddish]

"It's unethical to harm a patient; I can inflict as much pain as I like." [Phlox]

"Perhaps today is a good day to die... PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED!" [Worf]

"I assume that your handprint will open this door whether you are conscious or not." [Data]

"Your honor, a courtroom is a crucible. In it, we burn away irrelevancies until we are left with a pure product: the truth, for all time." [Picard]

"Don't you people from the 24th century ever pee?" [Zephram Cochrane]

The latter is funny because, as far as I know, in three TV shows and seven movies, no one ever mentioned going to the bathroom once until then.

 

[C.E. Evans]

" I suppose Starfleet officers aren't used to getting their hands dirty..."
--Major Kira to Commander Sisko, DS9 Ep 1x01 (Emissary)

 

[Oddish]

"If all of your little advertisements aren't purged from our system by the time I get back from the Gamma Quadrant, I will come to Quark's, and believe me... I WILL have fun." [Kira]

"Delete the wife." [Janeway]

 

[Orphalesion]

Also from Kira, though not strictly a one liner:
"The Cardassians left behind a lot of injured people, Doctor. You can make yourself useful by bringing your Federation medicine to the natives. Oh, you'll find them a friendly, simple folk."

I always thought Kira showed remarkable restraint here for not decking Bashir where he stood.

 

[Oddish]

I always thought Kira showed remarkable restraint here for not decking Bashir where he stood.

Might have knocked some sense into him.

 

[Whizkid]

Also from Kira, though not strictly a one liner:
"The Cardassians left behind a lot of injured people, Doctor. You can make yourself useful by bringing your Federation medicine to the natives. Oh, you'll find them a friendly, simple folk."

I always thought Kira showed remarkable restraint here for not decking Bashir where he stood.

I happen to be in love Kira. So you have no argument from me.

 

[Whizkid]

Also from Kira, though not strictly a one liner:
"The Cardassians left behind a lot of injured people, Doctor. You can make yourself useful by bringing your Federation medicine to the natives. Oh, you'll find them a friendly, simple folk."

I always thought Kira showed remarkable restraint here for not decking Bashir where he stood.

"Friendly, simple folk" Was this Kira Nerys or Nana Visitor? In either case, thank you. Excellently noticed.