Favorite "Small" Simpsons Moments

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  1. Vanyel

    Vanyel The Imperious Leader Premium Member

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    Homer The Smithers
    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzVJFv9GyJg[/yt]

    Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part II
    Moe and the lie detector.
    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TZ8Z5S9rI[/yt]

    Tree House of Horror XIX
    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBaX9GPSaQ[/yt]
     
  2. Mike Ram

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    - From the episode where Homer becomes a food critic (who only writes negative reviews) and the chefs band together to poison him:

    Sea Captain: Our plan be workin'. Homer's unbuttoned his pants.
    Akira: Actually, he's been walking around like that all day.
    Sea Captain: I don't understand why he doesn't just give it up and wear sweat pants.
    Akira: He says the crotch wears out too fast.
    Sea Captain: Yar! That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares.


    - Another one from the Sea Captain, in the episode with the counterfeit jeans:

    Sea Captain: Jonathan Livingston Seagull! We're on a collision course! Hard a' starboard!
    Crewman: Uhh...port?
    Sea Captain: (dejected) Aye, port.
     
  3. Shazam!

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    "And I, like all boys..."
    "You like all boys?"
     
  4. I am not Spock

    I am not Spock Commodore Commodore

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    Although funny at times, I have to say as an Aussie that I found the ep highly offensive the first time I saw it. I've lightened up on it since, though. It's just too ridiculously stereotyped totake it personally :lol:
     
  5. Danny99

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    The end of that episode always brings a smile to my face:

    LISA: Can we come again next year Dad?
    HOMER: We'll see honey (garbage hits him in the face, including needles, through the broken windshield) We'll see.
     
  6. TheGodBen

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    "I told you we should have bought more than three bullets!"

    "I'm seeing double here: 4 Krustys!"
     
  7. shivkala

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    Homer: Whoever knew anger was savin' my life?
    Bart: Ha ha, say it don't spray it.
    Homer: Aargh! You're trying to make me angry! ...thanks.
    Bart: You're not welcome.
    Homer: Aargh!... I love you boy.
    Bart: Ha ha! You love a boy!
     
  8. Vanyel

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    Marge: Homer revenge never solved anything.
    Homer: Then why is the US in Iraq?

    Homer: I'm a rage-oholic, I need rage-ohol.
     
  9. Mr Light

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    My all time favorite gag is in the Bart takes ritalin episode;

    Homer and Marge go to the government lab to protest what they're doing to Bart. The scientist pushes a button and two syringes come out of the ceiling and inject them in the arm. Marge goes happy and passes out.

    Homer says "Hey, mine was just full of air!" then clutches his heart and collapses to the ground :lol:
     
  10. Orac Zen

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    Homer: "Poor great-aunt Hortense."

    (sobs)

    Woo-hoo!

    (sobs some more)

    Woo-hoo!
     
  11. Vanyel

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    Learning he has to wait 5 days to get a gun.
    Homer: 5 days? But I'm angry now!
     
  12. HappyDayRiot

    HappyDayRiot Commodore Commodore

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    "Surly only looks out for one guy: Surly."

    "Oh."

    And obviously:
    "I am THE LIZARD QUEEEEEEEN!!!!"
     
  13. Geck

    Geck Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Bart: Here, let me read to you from my play. Ahem.
    <in bad cockney accent> 'Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already?' 'Tis!' replied Aunt Helga...
     
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    Dr Nick: Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
     
  15. Vanyel

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    Mr. Burns: You sold weapons grade plutonium to the Iraqis, with no mark up.

    Mr. Burns: Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!

    Football in the groin:
    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU[/yt]
     
  16. flandry84

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    Homer has just scoffed the worlds hottest chili..
    Skinner:"My God,there should be smoke coming out of his ears!"
    Krusty:"His ears if we're lucky!"
     
  17. Colonel Green

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    Homer: If I had my gun I'd kill you!

    Saleman: Yeah, well you don't.
     
  18. Vanyel

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    At the soccer riot
    Grounds Keeper Willie: You call this a soccer riot? Come on boys, let's take 'em to school.
     
  19. Sephiroth

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    and the scene after where homer sits on his front step for 5 days while an old fashioned arcade shooting gallery passs by his house
     
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