(In Quark's, Quark is reading a PADD)
Quark: Unbelievable... Amazing... What nerve... Morn, you do have a problem, but lucky for you the solution is simple. You're a grown man. If you don't want to attend your mother's birthday party, you don't have to. And if she keeps whining about it, just remind her there's a war on and you have things to do. Another ale?