"Far Beyond the Stars" Line-by-Line!

[LeadHead]

Pabst: All right, we've titled this one "Please Take Me With You." Who wants it?

 

[Enterprise1981]

(A little girl standing in the woods near a picnic table, staring at two aliens in space suits.)

KAY: Hmm, what do you think, Jules?

 

[LeadHead]

Jules: I think we can do something with that.

 

[Enterprise1981]

HERBERT: Oh, I bet you can. I can see it now, the lonely little girl befriended by empathetic aliens who teach her how to smile. It's enough to make you go out and buy a television set. Next.

 

[Admiral Shran]

ROY: And this is Mr. Pabst's favorite. "Honeymoon on Andoras."

 

[LeadHead]

Kay: Oh, you've got to be kidding.

 

[Brian]

ROY: What? So I had too much sauerkraut on my franks that night. What can I say?

 

[LeadHead]

Herbert: Be that as it may, that is the worst piece of garbage I have ever seen.

 

[Admiral Shran]

ROY: Thank you.

 

[LeadHead]

Herbert: I'll take it.

 

[Enterprise1981]

JULIUS: Of course you will. You have an affinity for garbage, don't you?

 

[LeadHead]

Herbert: The Picture may be garbage, but the Story, the story will be art!

 

[Enterprise1981]

(A picture of Deep Space Nine)

PABST: All right, I haven't got a title for this one yet. Anybody got any ideas?

 

[LeadHead]

Benny: I'll think of something.

 

[Enterprise1981]

PABST: All right, next order of business. Some of our readers have been writing in wanting to know what you people look like.

 

[LeadHead]

Kay: Well, write back and tell them we look like writers. Poor, needy and incredibly attractive.

 

[Alienesse]

PABST: Well our publisher has a better idea. Mister Stone has decided to run a picture of you in next month's issue.

 

[LeadHead]

Albert: Is that really...

 

[Alienesse]

PABST: Necessary? I'm afraid it is. Kay, you can sleep late that day.

 

[LeadHead]

Kay: Of course I can. God forbid that the public ever finds out that K.C. Hunter is a woman.