Fair Haven and Janeway's "moral dilemma"

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  1. teacake

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    Oh I had assumed you saw the link since you linked it.

    Yes there is AMAZING nudity in it.
     
  2. Guy Gardener

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    I guess I'll find out in 8 hours, unless I pass out first.
     
  3. teacake

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    Oh you won't need any of that nonsense. It is very stimulating just on its own.
     
  4. Guy Gardener

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    So you're not considering looking out for the following 26 pages?

    Or the next 5 issues that complete the miniseries?

    You are a stronger person than I ma'am.
     
  5. teacake

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    Stronger and apparently filthier.
     
  6. Guy Gardener

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    I'm sure that your mind could do with a good soapy scrub.
     
  7. teacake

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    I'm with Napoleon on that one. If he was talking about minds. Which he wasn't, but I choose to pretend otherwise at this point.
     
  8. Guy Gardener

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    When it comes to soap, I buy whatever is on sale.

    If I could make my own for less, I would.

    What did the Doctor mean by "The occasional passing alien captain"?

    Before anyone on Voyager can have sex LEGALLY with an unknown species, the Doctor has to sign off on it, although how invasive those tests are could be anyone's guess.

    This seems like a moment or moments which Janeway might chose to lock off or redact from the public record, but still the sexual health of the captain would be part of her standard evaluation and psych profile that eventually by the beginning of Season three, Henry Starling read cover to cover.

    But if Janeway was erasing all her conversations with the Doctor about safe sex with new aliens, and the hard medical data collected to underpin those conversations, of course that lightbulb was going to think that she was hard up and frigid in season 6's Fair Haven after 6 years of nothing, and urge her into the arms of that make beleive publican becuase the EMH was wholly unaware of her actual "number".
     
  9. teacake

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    SO you're saying her ready room might have been her ready and willing room?
     
  10. Guy Gardener

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    I'm saying that 3 is larger than zero.

    The Doctor thought her number was zero.

    Any number over 40 since Caretaker would make her a Kirk level spaceslut.

    But she spent the first four and a half years thinking that mark was waiting for her.

    Or at least that he was so sad that his penis forgot how to activate.
     
  11. teacake

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    OF course her number wasn't zero!

    She is Janeway and none of her panting fans have ever panted over her being an ice queen. Because she isn't and couldn't be one because THIS.

    Okay there would have been dutiful Mark celibacy but you know I bet she was kind of relieved she didn't have to keep that up for 70 years after the pain of being dumped wore off.

    Really it's not intention, it's opportunity. I know there were references to nice shore leave rest stops that they never showed us, who knows what went down there. Very nice things I'm betting.
     
  12. Guy Gardener

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    0 since Caretaker, not 0 since birth. :)

    As far as the Midas array went, how graphic was the communication allowed?

    What was it, 3 minutes each with face to face communication?

    But they could have sent hours of Blue home movies... Although in the case of Chell, arn't all Andorian home movies Blue?
     
  13. teacake

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    It is not 0 since Mark dumped her.

    OH to have access to her personal logs.. but maybe she never told.
     
  14. Guy Gardener

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    If Holograms count as 0, I suspect that it was 0.

    Beautiful... Sorta?

    Gagging for it... Not especially.

    You've mocked Kim for that speech where he asked Kathryn if she had ever been in love... When that boy looked at his captain, he did not see a person capable of sex. Harry thought he was teaching a dried up virgin about emotions and recreational acts she had simply failed to notice in her first 40 years.

    You know like when a toddler first finds his dork and then tries to tell everyone that they have one too because if they did know about their dork, they'd be playing with it like a skipping rope too, and since they ain't, then he's the first person to discover dorks!

    Oh.

    On the Mentalist, a Noob asked Tim Kang if he had ever considered the possibility of the Mentalist and the boss lady from the Craft (Such a bad movie.) ever hooking up. Tim replied "No, never. Because then my brain would have exploded."
     
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    Harry not believing she was capable of sex is like a kid not believing their parents could possibly do it. That's all about Harry, not Janeway.
     
  16. Captain Kathryn

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    Yeah agreed. I liked seeing that side of Janeway, the one who does need to have somewhat of a recreational or personal life away from her captain's seat. And I agree she herself was worried / scared about what she was doing, but in the end I think she made the right decision. If she had let it go on and on it would have caused issues down the line.
     
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    what sort of "issues" are involved in private sexual relations with a hologram? Seems to me it would be the most issue-free kind of relationship possible.
     
  18. Guy Gardener

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    I'm really OCD about how locked the front door is before I masturbate.

    I usually have to stop three or four times mid course to reconfirm how locked that door is.
     
  19. Mr. Laser Beam

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    But that's the thing - the Doctor was wrong when he said that. A captain can certainly have a relationship with any crewmember they want to. Fraternization is legal and allowed in Starfleet - as long as it's consensual. So I can only assume the Doctor was putting forth a guilt trip or something.
     
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  20. Guy Gardener

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    Or Lieutenant Darren pitched such a stink after being tossed from the Enterprise, that the law/regulations changed?
     
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