Facts about Travis Mayweather (uncensored and unauthorized!)
- Thread starter Quinton O'Connor
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He didn't say that out loud, of course. That would be out of character.
He's got a spastic colon.
Travis Mayweather doesn't get the point of this video. Is it supposed to be funny? Nauseating? Ironic? What's it all about, anyway? But he smiles wanly nonetheless, lest anyone suspect the extent of his befuddlement.
Travis Mayweather sought out Corporal J. Mackenzie who he married in the E2 timeline to see if she was amenable to a future together. She sized him up and said, "My daddy told me to pick dumb breeding stock with good bones so I would always have the upper hand and that's what I plan to do. Coffee?"
^Travis uncomprehendingly agreed.
Travis Mayweather is not black, he's just not well lit.
Sorry.
Sorry.
If you people don't stop insulting Travis Mayweather, he's going to wake up and stop dreaming all of you.
He also wonders how they captured his laugh so well.
antiquityscion
Commander
Travis Mayweather is the first human to have experienced a transporter accident.
When he was beamed aboard the Enterprise, his personality was lost in the buffer during transport.
When he was beamed aboard the Enterprise, his personality was lost in the buffer during transport.
When Travis Mayweather had shore leave on Risa he discovered that all Risan women are allergic to soy.
Only Travis Mayweather knows what he did to the NX-01's appointed navigator and his half of the front console.
Travis Mayweather knows exactly what God wants with a starship.
Travis Mayweather isn't afraid to cry.
But he is afraid of spiders.
But he is afraid of spiders.
Travis Mayweather was the only crewmember of the I.S.S. Enterprise to survive Empress Hoshi Sato's reign. Once she had finished with him she forgot he existed at all.