Facts about Travis Mayweather (uncensored and unauthorized!)

[F. King Daniel]

Travis Mayweather once joined the WWE under the name Travis "T-Bone" Tittyknocker. His special move was to hold very still and do nothing of interest, making his opponent forget he was ever there.

John Cena really couldn't see him.

 

[ChristopherPike]

Mayweather once bit off Porthos' bits right in front of Enterprise's senior staff, but they were just too $#*! scared of him, to report it to Archer.

Look! There's the Captain again, slipping his dog a piece of cheese. Calling the beagle "a good boy", completely unaware his stick and rudder man promised the poor creature, he'd come back for seconds someday!


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DISCLAIMER: Absolutely no Beagles were harmed during the history of Star Trek.
Well, not in the Prime Universe anyway...

 

[F. King Daniel]

Like Crewman Daniels, Travis Mayweather was an agent from the future, too. But unlike Crewman Daniels, Travis Mayweather did his job well and was never discovered.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Travis Mayweather CAN believe it's not butter.

No, I'm not just shamelessly copying lame Chuck Norris facts...what on earth would give you that idea?

 

[F. King Daniel]

Travis Mayweather wouldn't copy facts about Chuck Norris (or the mighty Captain Robau) for fear he'd be hunted down and murdered.

Travis Mayweather wouldn't do a lot of things.

 

[Gaith]

Travis Mayweather knows that you've got to respectfully petition... for your right... to paaaarrrr-t - I mean, to invite a few friends over for crumpets and tea.

 

[Skellington]

You > Travis.

 

[Skywalker]

Travis Mayweather wouldn't copy facts about Chuck Norris (or the mighty Captain Robau) for fear he'd be hunted down and murdered.

Travis Mayweather knows no fear.

Or any other emotion.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Travis Mayweather knows how great Chuck Norris and Captain Robau are, and to show his appreciation he started this thread to show how much better than him they are.

 

[rahullak]

Travis Mayweather secretly wants to traverse to the Farscape universe just to go on a joyride on Moya.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Porthos cannot smell Travis Mayweather at all. He's just.. not.. there.

 

[Avon]

Travis Mayweather was assured that he'd be played by Yaphet Kotto

 

[lurok]

Travis Mayweather was Benny Russell's first sci-fi creation.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Travis Mayweather is amazed at Geordi LaForge's comparitively amazing luck with the ladies.

 

[bluedana]

Travis Mayweather speaks softly and carries a big ship.

 

[Skellington]

Travis Mayweather secretly wants to traverse to the Farscape universe just to go on a joyride on Moya.

Unfortunately for Travis, the feeling's mutual.

 

[The Badger]

Travis Mayweather is the Twelfth Doctor.

... and fans don't care that he's not British!

Or is he?

We may never know. Because he doesn't speak, no one can determine his accent.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Travis Mayweather is in awe of Reginald Barclay's social skills.

 

[6079SmithW]

Travis never got his ass kicked by Captain Robau because he just wasn't worth the effort.

 

[Gaith]

Porthos cannot smell Travis Mayweather at all. He's just.. not.. there.

I thought this mini-meme had played itself out... I was wrong.

You rock my BBS, teacake.