Facts about Travis Mayweather (uncensored and unauthorized!)

[F. King Daniel]

Travis Mayweather is a bitchin' rock star from Mars!!!

Travis Mayweather is on a drug - it's called Travis Mayweather. It's not available because if you take it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

 

[Skellington]

Travis Mayweather could fight Carlos Estevez with his words, but he'd rather do it with his fire-breathin' fists.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Travis Mayweather let the dogs out. (Well dog and being on a spaceship it was a very bad idea)

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Starfleet Intelligence identified Travis Mayweather as the ideal mark for Gannet Brooks to extract sensitive information from and duly assigned her to hook up with him.

Oh wait..

 

[Avon]

Travis Mayweather has recurring nightmares about soft cheese and, very occasionally, hard cheese.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Travis Mayweather nearly got kicked out of starfleet for opening an airlock, in space, to 'get some fresh air'

 

[rahullak]

Because he nearly got kicked out of Starfleet, Travis Mayweather in a huff decreed that he shall not open airlocks again, and he'll have words (read: fire) with anyone else who tries to open airlocks as well. Due to a certain amount of respect that the crew had for Travis Mayweather, no one opened any airlock for 1 WHOLE minute.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Travis Mayweather is on the sex offenders' register.

 

[Gaith]

Idon'twannaknow

 

[DoBa]

Travis Mayweather could rip the ears off a Gundark.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Travis Mayweather has no rythem.

 

[bluedana]

Travis Mayweather is not black, he's just not well lit.

Sorry.

Okay, that one's funny. [bluedana surrenders her NAACP card.]

 

[Avon]

Travis Mayweather has faith, faith of the heart.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Travis Mayweather has a poster of Lt. Laredo above his bunk.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

I remember a while back, someone started a "Facts About Trip Tucker" thread. It died after about 20 posts. Who'da thunk it?

Travis has achieved immortality at last.

Of a sort.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Travis Mayweather bested Trip Tucker at being an object of amused derision. Travis Mayweather was pleased to come out on top at last.

 

[Skywalker]

Travis Mayweather bested Trip Tucker at being an object of amused derision. Travis Mayweather was pleased to come out on top at last.

When asked to comment, Travis Mayweather replied: "Aye, sir. Full impulse."

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Travis Mayweather bested Trip Tucker at being an object of amused derision. Travis Mayweather was pleased to come out on top at last.

When asked to comment, Travis Mayweather replied: "Aye, sir. Full impulse."

 

[Gaith]

I remember a while back, someone started a "Facts About Trip Tucker" thread. It died after about 20 posts. Who'da thunk it?

There's method to the madness. Chuck Norris didn't become a meme-legend because people were blown away by his acting.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I remember a while back, someone started a "Facts About Trip Tucker" thread. It died after about 20 posts. Who'da thunk it?

There's method to the madness. Chuck Norris didn't become a meme-legend because people were blown away by his acting.

Travis Mayweather had to /quit Barrens Chat because he never understood the joke.