Facts about Travis Mayweather (uncensored and unauthorized!)
- Thread starter Quinton O'Connor
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Who is Travis Mayweather? He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anybody that ever worked directly with him, but to hear Porthos tell it, anybody could have worked with Mayweather. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Travis Mayweather didn't exist.
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He is Travis Mayweather: The Least Interesting Man in the World.
Stay silent, my friends.
He doesn't drink often. But when he does, he prefers room temperature water in a drab gray cup.
Travis is actually a spy who gets all the important assignments because he has the uncanny ability to make everyone completely oblivious to the fact that he is even there. Both officially and literally, he doesn't exist.
Travis Mayweather's mirror duplicate has a flat-top and an earring. Regular Travis Mayweather has neither of these things.
Mirror Travis Mayweather wore a red shirt and survived. Regular Travis Mayweather can barely stay alive in blue with a yellow trim.
Mirror Travis Mayweather wore a red shirt and survived. Regular Travis Mayweather can barely stay alive in blue with a yellow trim.
^Empress Sato doesn't need to use mind-affecting drugs to keep Travis loyal because he's too dimwitted to even consider a coup de e'tate.
Several times an hour Travis will randomly say, "Aye, Captain. Course laid in.", even though no orders have been given, just to play it safe.
^He learned everything be knows from Geordi LaForge...
RIKER: "Ahead warp 6!"
GEORDI: "Aye sir, full impulse!"
RIKER: "Ahead warp 6!"
GEORDI: "Aye sir, full impulse!"
^When he finally got to wear one he held the record for longest living redshirt as monsters, bad guys, and forces of nature found him too insignificant to bother killing.
They often confused him for a red shrub.
The guy in the Mickey Mouse suit at Disneyland?
Travis Mayweather.
Travis Mayweather.
Travis Mayweather doesn't need to talk to make the ladies swoon. His biceps do all the talkin'. Yeeaaaaah. 
