Facts about Travis Mayweather (uncensored and unauthorized!)

[Capt_Pickirk]

Travis Mayweather is aware he's in a fictional universe, and doesn't give a damn

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Travis Mayweather is a pretty nice guy.

Sorry. I tried.

 

[JB2005]

Travis Mayweather is a pretty nice guy.

Sorry. I tried.

Travis Mayweather is a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything

 

[F. King Daniel]

Travis Mayweather kissed a girl, and he liked it.

She was unimpressed.

 

[Gaith]

Travis Mayweather kissed a girl, and he liked it.

She was unimpressed.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

While the rest of the Enterprise crew recieved a heroes' welcome after defeating the Xindi, Travis Mayweather was mugged by some teenagers.

This is the closest thing to a worship thread that Travis will ever get, and the dude can hardly catch a break.

When the Borg drones were found in "Regeneration", Travis Mayweather knew exactly what they were, where they were from and how to defeat the Collective for good. Far from the galaxy's biggest attention hog and a huge Patrick Stewart and Kate Mulgrew fan, however, Mr. Mayweather conceded to remain quiet on the subject to allow more charismatic people all the glory.

Whatta guy!

(fixed that title for you there)

 

[USS Kongo]

Travis Mayweather eats Xindi for breakfast!!!

Sean

 

[Avon]

Travis Mayweather is Malcolm's favorite glove puppet.

 

[Satyrquaze]

Travis Mayweather was actualy promoted to Captain at the end of season 3 for gallant service above and beyond the call of duty for saving earth from the a Borg augmented Romulan mining ship... but Archer's acting in the promotion scene was deemed unusable by the direc-- I mean the Admiralty.
So, Mayweather vowed to bring it up next time he was given dialogue.

 

[Gaith]

While the rest of the Enterprise crew recieved a heroes' welcome after defeating the Xindi, Travis Mayweather was mugged by some teenagers.

This is the closest thing to a worship thread that Travis will ever get, and the dude can hardly catch a break.

Sure he can! Of all the dumping on TATV over at its thread, hardly anyone mentions Travis!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Travis Mayweather's momma had "A Piece of the Action." Travis had nothing.

 

[Bob Karo]

In the mirror universe, everyone has an opposite number.

Spock had the goatee.

Kira was got the lust and catsuit.

Travis got lines.

 

[Skywalker]

In the mirror universe, everyone has an opposite number.

...

Travis got lines.

Sadly, he still didn't.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Travis auditioned for the part in a play alongside a block of wood. The block of wood won the part.

Betran's still alive in the 22nd Century?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Travis Mayweather was the only away team member to be an experienced spelunker. Travis Mayweather was also the only away team member to be injured during the spelunking.

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

Ugh, all the anti-Travis sentiment has put me in the place of feeling compelled to make one as well. Just once...

After the finale of Star Trek: Enterprise, Travis Mayweather's actor began cropping up all over SyFy Channel Original Movies. Unfortunately, the bigwigs at SyFy didn't even bother to point out he was there.

 

[Skywalker]

Travis Mayweather can bring down Minister Nathan Samuels with just six words. Unfortunately, he never gets to say any more than five at a time.

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

Travis Mayweather can bring down Minister Nathan Samuels with just six words. Unfortunately, he never gets to say any more than five at a time.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Travis mayweather sucks but his alternate universe counterpart, Ace MayWeather,is frikkin' awesome

What a guy!

 

[F. King Daniel]

^He could do an L-5 in spacedock.