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Facts about Travis Mayweather (uncensored and unauthorized!)

Here, HR, I'll help.

Travis Mayweather could steer the ship with just the power of his mind.
 
Travis Mayweather once dated Robau's great great grandmother, but it turned out she was only using him to get closer to Malcolm...
Who eventually impregnated her...
Do the math. :shifty:

:D
 
Are we bashing him or praising him? I forget. :confused:

Anyway: Travis Mayweather sleeps with tribbles.

Sean
 
We're just telling the facts!

Travis Mayweather Sleeps with the fishes...

(I thought you said he was dead? No, I said he sleeps with the fishes!!!)
 
USS Kongo said:
Are we bashing him or praising him? I forget. :confused:
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When the alternative is being completely ignored, bashing is the highest form of praise! :p


This thread reminds me of one on Agent Coulson (the SHIELD agent in the Iron Man/Thor movies a few months back. I tried to steer the facts toward making him seem diminutive as well as badass rather than flat-out badass, but that idea didn't catch on. Anyhow, here's what I said:

Gaith said:
Agent Coulson takes his coffee with a nice dash of skim milk. Because black is for poseurs.

Agent Coulson likes to wear ladies' undergarments from time to time, but can still bang the hell out of his wife.

Agent Coulson is a Democrat, because only dopes and people like Obidiah Stane vote Republican.
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While the rest of the Enterprise crew recieved a heroes' welcome after defeating the Xindi, Travis Mayweather was mugged by some teenagers.
 
Yeah, my intent was for the thread to praise the poor guy but half the posters are doing the opposite. Not saying I care -- it's amusing no doubt -- I'm just saying... it's a hilariously divisive thread now.

Still, I got mod assistance in steering this ship back on track, so I'd better not ignore that! Here's another for Paragon!Travis:

When the Borg drones were found in "Resurrection", Travis Mayweather knew exactly what they were, where they were from and how to defeat the Collective for good. Far from the galaxy's biggest attention hog and a huge Patrick Stewart and Kate Mulgrew fan, however, Mr. Mayweather conceded to remain quiet on the subject to allow more charismatic people all the glory.
 
Jeff O'Connor said:
Yeah, my intent was for the thread to praise the poor guy but half the posters are doing the opposite. Not saying I care -- it's amusing no doubt -- I'm just saying... it's a hilariously divisive thread now.
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Travis Mayweather follows in no-one's footsteps. His thread is unique.
Still, I got mod assistance in steering this ship back on track, so I'd better not ignore that! Here's another for Paragon!Travis:

When the Borg drones were found in "Resurrection", Travis Mayweather knew exactly what they were, where they were from and how to defeat the Collective for good. Far from the galaxy's biggest attention hog and a huge Patrick Stewart and Kate Mulgrew fan, however, Mr. Mayweather conceded to remain quiet on the subject to allow more charismatic people all the glory.
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The reason the Next Gen crew didn't know about the Borg is because Travis Mayweather accidentally deleted all the NX-01's logs.
 
It took four seasons to put Enterprise completely in the toilet, Travis Mayweather was there from day one.


:)
 
Travis Mayweather had a small bit part in every unsucessful movie sequel produced in Hollywood for the late five years
 
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