Facts about Travis Mayweather (uncensored and unauthorized!)

[JB2005]

Travis Mayweather was actually supposed to Captain Enterprise. The day before the launch he was in his ready room alone...Jonathan Archer went in and 5 minutes later Travis demoted himself to Ensign, made Archer captain and never spoke again...

...no one knows what went on, but three days later Trip found a watermelon, a coat hanger and what appeared to be a furby hidden in the warp reactor...

 

[Gaith]

^ I have no idea what that means, but something tells me I really don't want to...

 

[JB2005]

I was inspired by this: http://xkcd.com/236/

Fun game: find a combination of two items that most freaks out the cashier. Winner: pregnancy test and single coat hanger.

 

[Gaith]

 

[F. King Daniel]

On the second sunday of every month, Travis Mayweather treats himself to a pedicure.

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

Travis Mayweather united the founding races of the Federation shortly before signing up for his tour on the Enterprise. That said, the man himself lacked a drop of charisma so the various galactic governments deduced it would be best to play along for a few years while Scott Bakula ran around.

 

[Avon]

Travis Mayweather has been in space before.

 

[JB2005]

Travis Mayweather has been in space before.

Nah, I'm calling bullshit on this one...if it were true he'd definitely have mentioned it in the series.

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

 

[SPCTRE]

After seeing the effort Hoshi went to to ensure Malcolm's birthday was a success, Travis eagerly awaited his own.

She forgot.


They all forgot.


Every fucking year!

indeed

Travis Mayweather has been in space before.

Nah, I'm calling bullshit on this one...if it were true he'd definitely have mentioned it in the series.

<3 sfdebris

 

[PikeFan]

Travis was Harry Kim's inspiration.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Travis Mayweather knows several martial arts, but never had an oppertunity to use them.

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

Travis Mayweather is Future Guy.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Travis Mayweather is a surgically altered Klingon spy whose orders were to blend in with the crew. He took that job seriously...too seriously, in fact.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Travis Mayweather has 0 facebook friends.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Travis Mayweather has confused the "sweet spot" with the "G spot" and wonders why his dates don't want to hang upside down with him.

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

Travis Mayweather ran for President in 2178. He was immediately disqualified because in accordance with Federation law all candidates must first exist before attempting such endeavors.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Travis Maywheather's girlfriend is his right hand, but he's recently been been cheating on it with his left

 

[BlobVanDam]

Travis Mayweather would regularly use the comm link to Earth to make prank phone calls to Pizza Hut, and would ask if they delivered to the Delphic Expanse.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

Travis Mayweather has 0 facebook friends.

This certainly isn't turning out like the Robau thread...