Facts About Jim Kirk

[Hartzilla2007]

Alright its thave me to make with the Kirk love. Plus you can't too many badasses in the new Trek verse. So make with the Kirk worship.

Kirk's so badass he didn't reprogram the Kobayashi Maru he just willed it to be beatable.

 

[urbandk]

Kirk's so badass he once shook Robau's hand.

 

[MrPointy]

When Kirk said that he'd 'do it in three' to Pike, he meant that he'd sleep with every woman in Starfleet Academy in three years.

 

[cubbie]

Kirk is so badass he called Robau a red shirt

 

[urbandk]

Kirk's so badass that Robau just laughed at Kirk's joke.

 

[cooleddie74]

Jim Kirk's so badass he sleeps with green Orion girls who've also gotten banged by Robau.

 

[urbandk]

Jim Kirk's so badass that Robau let him wax Robau's Corvette.

 

[cooleddie74]

Jim Kirk is so badass he's Robau's son. Winona just felt George wasn't getting it done for her anymore and spent a night with Robau.

 

[Cakes488]

Jim Kirk does not have a bad ass! He's has a fantastic ass in this timeline or the original one!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Jim Kirk takes names, kicks ass and takes kicked asses and gives them new names.

 

[Plecostomus]

Kirk, Pike, and Robau walked into a bar and spotted The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost at a table drinking gin. Kirk, Pike and Robau split a bottle of whiskey and when the dust settled, they had to create a new timeline because the old one was totally destroyed.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Jim Kirk's so badass he sleeps with green Orion girls who've also gotten banged by Robau.

Kirk's so badass that said Orion women call Robau "Jim" while they're at it. I know I would.

 

[The Wormhole]

Please tell me you guys are worshipping Shatner's Jim Kirk.

No? Then I'm done in this thread.

 

[urbandk]

Pine Kirk is so badass that he was Shatner Kirk's childhood hero.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Pine Kirk spends his mornings practicing hanging off of ledges.

 

[erebus]

When PinesKirk got ejected from the ship, the force of the recoil sent the ship into warp.

 

[erebus]

Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru no-win scenario by eating an apple.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Pine's Kirk is so badass he adds a leading zero to all numbers.

 

[erebus]

Pine's Kirk is so badass he adds a leading zero to all numbers.

All people become more than a zero when led by a Kirk

 

[indranee]

you guys...

PineKirk is so badass he makes ShatKirk go from Hero to Zero.

*ducks and runs*