Facts About Cupcake

[CommanderRaytas]

Too bad for him. I can get drunk on anything.

Cupcake... watch and learn.

 

[Aragorn]

The reason the Enterprise looks so different is because Cupcake farted onboard the other Enterprise and rendered it impossible to sustain life, so they had to make a new one.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake was the first one in his class to start shaving. He was only in the first grade. He was also the oldest in that class, he was 16. He was later kicked out of school.

 

[Islander]

Even being 16, the other kids in 1st grade had a bigger dick than Cupcake.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake is too stupid to be a crash test dummy.

 

[Aragorn]

Cupcake only wishes he could score four touchdowns in one game for Polk High.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake's IQ is actually in the negative

 

[FailedLurker]

Cupcake is so big, the fact that he fits on board the new Enterprise proves that the ship is at least 700 meters.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake was always big, even before he was born. When someone said to her you must be almost ready to give birth to the dectuplets, huh. She responded, no. I'm only having one, and have 8 1/2 months to go.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake was so big as a baby, he was fed Gerber's Jar of Lard.

 

[dave_R_treker]

When Cupcake was born he weighed more then the Enterprise.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

I had a cupcake for supper last night. It was vanilla all the way.

 

[Islander]

Cupcake fell on a Klingon emissary at the Captain of the year gala.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake has only ONE friend.

 

[Islander]

LOL, try I'm feeling lucky googling "Star Trek Cupcakes": http://www.flickr.com/photos/13041737@N08/3032996362/

 

[FailedLurker]

Cupcake has only ONE friend.

Cupcake already has a friend; he doesn't need another.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake is so ugly even his own reflection doesn't like looking at him.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

You know that team that always loses to the Harlem Globetrotters?

They beat Cupcake.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake's previous work history, Anchor for ships. He was fired because he sunk the ships.

 

[Broccoli]

Cupcake is so dumb, he thought a lightsaber was standard issue Starfleet gear.