Facts About Cupcake

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Cupcake dances with the devil by the pale moonlight. Hence his other nickname, moonbeam.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake dances with all-you-can-eat-buffets by the pale moonlight.

 

[VulKhan]

This thread is so mean. And awesome.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Cupcake has been given charge of the Starfleet mission to explore the sun, because he said he can do it by going at night.

 

[Islander]

Cupcake's dance idol is David "Sex" Soller.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Cupcake invented the solar-powered flashlight.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Cupcake invented the solar-powered flashlight.

Cupcake is a chronic user of the fleshlight.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake is so dumb he failed kindergarten.

 

[gimpy117]

it takes 5 1/2 cupcakes to change a light bulb. that's why he's not in engineering

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake masturbates by thinking about himself...and it still takes him half an hour to get it up.

^ Once he figures out where it is.

He must use microscopic tweezers

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake is so dumb he failed kindergarten.

12 years in a row

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake has a mangina. And even THEN he can't get any.

 

[Islander]

Cupcake is so dumb, he doesn't even know how to inverse the positronic charge from the secondary power relays to dissipate a graviton wave in the gravometric vortex... wait, neither do I.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake is so dumb he failed kindergarten.

12 years in a row

WITH tutors each and every year.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Cupcake kissed a girl and he liked it... ah well......

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake's shit contains peanuts, corn niblets and his own fingernails.

 

[Islander]

Cupcake kissed a girl and he liked it... ah well......

but she didn't.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake kissed a girl and he liked it... ah well......

but she didn't.

and neither did Chris Hansen the Sixth.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Don't do it again. I'm too drunk to protest.

 

[Islander]

Early weekend?

Cupcake can get drunk on Synthohol.