When everyone in Cupcake's town was getting there blood type tested, Most were A's some B's, his was the only one that came up F
Facts About Cupcake
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Cupcake is so stupid, when he was pulled over by a hoverbike cop for speeding and asked for his I.D. he said "i.d. about what, officer?"
Cupcake's momma is so white trash, she doesn't even bother to take the Risan deathstick from her lips when she tells hoverbike cops to kiss her giant ass.
Cupcake's momma's ass is so big when Nero's wormhole was forming near Vulcan, Starfleet had to send a subspace message to her to get the hell out of the way so their ships could get there!
Cupcake is so dumb he thinks an ozone layer is someone who has sex with ozones.
Cupcake's man tits are so big he lactates Liquid Fail.
Robau is insulted at being lumped in a thread about Cupcake.
Robau once arm wrestled Cupcake. Now Cupcake has prosthetic limbs in addition to all-natural Fail.
Cupcake was at a bar, and saw a girl by the jukebox. A good song came on, he asked if she was game. She said yes, so he shot her.
Cupcake thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.
Cupcake is such a moron that during combat training he jumped up and started dancing when his instructor yelled "GET DOWN!!"
Would it kill Cupcake to play a little Foghat every once in a while?!
It just makes him suck all the worse.
It just makes him suck all the worse.
Cupcake's mother was a mine tester for Starfleet, and his dad was a kamikaze shuttle pilot who died in training.
Cupcake masturbates by thinking about himself...and it still takes him half an hour to get it up.
^ Once he figures out where it is.
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