Facts About Cupcake

[Herkimer Jitty]

Cupcake is too slow for the transporter to lock onto him. Only Chekov and Scotty are skilled enough to beam him.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Cupcake's so stupid he voluteered to beam down to an alien planet with Kirk, Spock, and McCoy.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Cupcake owns a Jar-Jar Binks action figure.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Cupcake's so stupid, he thinks punching a guy in the face is a lovely way to ask him out for a date.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Cupcake doesn't shave his head, he waxes it.

 

[Gepard]

Cupcake only has a beard because he doesn't realize you can trim that stuff on your face.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Cupcake went on a shuttle ride with Tuvok at the controls.

 

[Jeri]

Cupcake is a slow guy. When he hitches a ride on a snail, he grabs on with both hands and yells, "here we go!" *


*apologies to Trip

 

[gastrof]

Cupcake is so desperate to be a popular character, he PAID to have this thread started.

 

[Awesome Possum]

Cupcake is so dumb, that he didn't sign the sequel option in his contract.

 

[Jolantru]

Cupcake is so dumb, his first day on set, he asked, "where's my lightsaber?"

 

[Jolantru]

Cupcake is so dumb, when researching his roll, he wondered why Captain Picard no longer needed his wheel chair.

 

[Jolantru]

Cupcake is so fat, they used his mass to drive the artificial gravity system on the Enterprise.

 

[Awesome Possum]

Cupcake is so fat, he jumped through a black hole and got stuck.

 

[Dale]

Cupcake's so fat he registers on gravitational sensors.

Cupcake's so ugly he turns Orion women frigid.

Cupcake smells so bad Klingons lose their appetite.

Cupcake's so nasty the Borg won't assimilate him.

Cupcake's so stupid he uses soap in the sonic shower.

 

[Dale]

Cupcake gets laid less often than Data.

 

[GNDN]

Cupcake's so dumb, when Pike says "Punch it," he takes a swing at Kirk.

 

[Dale]

Cupcake's so big they tested the Genesis device on him.

 

[GNDN]

Cupcake's so stupid it took him three years to retort Kirk's dissing of him.

That's how Cupcake defines unwarranted.

 

[Jolantru]

Cupcake is so dumb, he asked Bones if he could get some Andorian Shingles to fix the roof on his condo.