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Facts About Cupcake

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Cupcake is so fat,
it would take twice as much Red Matter to destroy him as it does Vulcan.
 
^ Cupcake in uniform = Red Matter! :guffaw:

Aaaaahhhhhhh! Plot hole!!! CuuuuuuupCaaaaaaaaaaakeee!!!!!


Nero: "Extract the Red Matter from the Cupcake"
 
Cupcake is so fat, if the Vidiians captured him they wouldn't need to steal anymore organs for a century.
Cupcake is so fat, the Hirogen who captured him once decided not to make him into a hunting trophy because their ship had no way of getting rid of all the leftover waste.
The Xindi-prototype weapon in "Anomaly" was actually supposed to blow Earth up, but the beam was blocked by cupcake's mass.
Cupcake was in charge of controlling the aspect-ratio of the bridge-communicator image.
 
Cupcake is so fat, he jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Cupcake is so dumb, he thinks the electoral college is co-ed.

Cupcake is so ugly, he went into a haunted house, phaser drawn...and came out with an employment application.
 
The only reason Cupcake got himself involved in the Kirk-Uhura moment was to get a better look at that hot quiet alien dude sitting next to them.
 
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