And was the first to stop dancing it.
Facts About Captain Robau
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And was the first to stop dancing it.
Robau killed the real Zoe Saldana for being too ugly. They had to hold Robau at bay while they quickly re-shot Zoe's scenes using a stunt double, who was also killed for being too ugly.
It was Robau who advised Rahm Emmanuel to leave his post to run in Chicago. Something about Washington, D.C., being too stable for his kind of bad-a--ery....
The Destiny's destiny is to reunite with its true captain, Captain Robau, so that it may fairy him across the universe to kick the asses of humans and aliens everywhere.
Robau doesn't have to tell the likes of you why he filled your bathtub with good whiskey.
Robau's blood?
Good whiskey.
Good whiskey.
Robau can listen to Bed of roses by Bonjovi and be manly.
THIS FACT ANGERS ROBAU!!!
Captain Robau actually finds Zoe Saldana incredibly [highlight]hot[/highlight].
As do I.
Robau is pleased that this thread has reached five hundred pages.
Here's your pet turtle alive and well.
Robau is pleased that this thread has reached five hundred pages.
Here's your pet turtle alive and well.
If it reaches a thousand he will transform it into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle by pissing on it.
Captain Robau's idea of a dare is to drink a pint of sulphuric acid.
Robau is a bigger asshole than Denis Leary, but he didn't feel the need to write a song about it.
Robau is trek bbs.
At last...FIVE HUNDRED PAGES!!!
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ROBAU:
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ROBAU:
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
Five hundred pages is only 9 in Robau pages.
Yes I know, and he can count it using only one hand, the other one is probably busy getting 3 ladies pregnant.
^While he also saves a bus load of schoolchildren from terrorists using only his left foot.
Robau is extremely good at multitasking.
Robau is extremely good at multitasking.
Robau can get away with continuing to make humorous references involving movies like Snakes on a Plane and The Forty-Year-Old Virgin.
Everytime a bell rings Robau nails another angel.
Robau invented the earth rotation. He found a universe without movement too boring.
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