Facts About Captain Robau

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Herkimer Jitty, Dec 6, 2008.

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  1. Itisnotlogical

    Itisnotlogical Commodore Commodore

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    Captain Robau invented the Star Trek universe so that he wouldn't have to contend with us mere mortals.
     
  2. F. King Daniel

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  3. 6079SmithW

    6079SmithW Vice Admiral Admiral

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    ^And they still had to dumb them down in order for the bridge crew to see them because his true vital signs are too badass and would cause them to have seizures.
     
  4. barnaclelapse

    barnaclelapse Commodore Commodore

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    Robau has plenty of time to bleed.
     
  5. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Arguably The Best Poster Named cooleddie Moderator

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    ^
    But never, ever does.
     
  6. SPCTRE

    SPCTRE Badass Admiral

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    The Robau's Facebook page doesn't have a "Like" button - that would be redundant.
     
  7. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Robau has decreed that this outrage must be severely punished.
     
  8. Skellington

    Skellington Part-time poltergeist Rear Admiral

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    Robau is getting all Yahweh on their @sses.
     
  9. Eleanor_zhDarjel

    Eleanor_zhDarjel Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Blasphemy!!!! Wait, I'll go get popcorn. This will be fun when Robau gets him...:devil:
     
  10. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Even Robau agrees that Jiffy Pop is as much fun to make as it is to eat.
     
  11. Eleanor_zhDarjel

    Eleanor_zhDarjel Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    While I'm at it, do you think Robau would like some after-slaughter-shiraz?
     
  12. Jack Bauer

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    Robau really rebooted Star Trek to great success.
     
  13. barnaclelapse

    barnaclelapse Commodore Commodore

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    Robau is gonna make it after all.
     
  14. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Arguably The Best Poster Named cooleddie Moderator

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    Robau can turn an entire universe on with his frown.
     
  15. rgb1701

    rgb1701 Captain Captain

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    Smarty-pants were Dummy-pants before Robau wore them.
     
  16. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    Okay, let's not be trolling people in other forums with Captain Robau; for one thing, I don't think the Captain would approve. I was put in the position once of having to say something when people in other forums were getting pressured to "join the sombrero cult" and I'll say something similar here:

    If you want to carry on the Cult of Robau in this thread (and, to a lesser degree, in the forum at large,) that's one thing, but if people don't want to play, then they should be afforded the opportunity not to play. Yes, doubleoh may have reacted a bit strongly to a Robau thread bomb--even over-reacted--but for Mr. Laser Beam to throw it back in his face in the manner displayed here and here was equally bad form (pretending it was about the fact that you posted in the Robau thread was too obviously "missing" the point, and telling him further not to come to this forum was completely out of line, and the second post was worse) and I'd prefer to neither see nor hear about anything like this happening again.

    Any comments on this matter may be taken to PM. You may now resume your cult activity, but with consideration toward to your fellow posters (because the Captain would want it that way. :) )
     
  17. Avon

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    i really don't get this. it makes no sense.
     
  18. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    ^ On the contrary. Robau is the one who makes sense, and the rest of the huddled masses don't...
     
  19. Skellington

    Skellington Part-time poltergeist Rear Admiral

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    M'Sharak owes the Robau one Fact.
     
  20. F. King Daniel

    F. King Daniel Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    In early 2008, Faran Tahir, known to be playing the role of "Federation Captain" in the eleventh Star Trek movie, stated in an interview that his character was "totally badass". This was the first fact about Captain Robau. We since learned from a promotional website that Robau was born in Cuba and raised in the Middle-East. This thread began that December.

    I'm a little hazy on how we got from there to here, but here we are.

    All I know is that when Skywalker said:
    I was hooked.
     
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