Robau is the tenth element, twice as badass as the fifth element.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Re: ST comic caption contest #6: "Well, actually..."
In the future the Presidential medal of honour is known as the Robau.
In the future the Presidential medal of honour is known as the Robau.
Robau made Emperor Palpatine piss and shit his pants. And Robau was just watching Return of the Jedi.
Today is "Talk Like Captain Robau" day.
You don't say anything, you just stand there and look fucking awesome!
You don't say anything, you just stand there and look fucking awesome!
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When Aladin rubbed the magic lamp, Robau appeared and punched him in the face. True story.
Robau also conquered Poison Ivy. He's so awesome, he didn't mind the poison in her kiss....
Guess what happened after he proved immune.
Robau stands for Radical ovalheaded badass awesome unending
Every cool movement in history was a lame effort to copy Robaus badass way to walk. They all failed miserably.
Captain Robau has been known to clear every single peg on a Peggle screen in one shot. Master Hu wishes he had a tenth of the Peggle skills Robau has.
They invented where is Wally because nobody could find Robau.
Robau was the fifth Beatle, the third guy in Hall and Oates and the second Elvis.
Robau is not looking for Kyle because he already found him and kicked his ass.
Robau invented red wine.
Nuf said.
Nuf said.
^He invented it by fermenting his own blood.
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And he uses the blood of his enemies to make Sangria.
And he uses the blood of his enemies to make Sangria.
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