Re: ST comic caption contest #6: "Well, actually..."
And Willam Shatner's baldness.
And Willam Shatner's baldness.
Facts About Captain Robau
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The Robau is merciful, and shall grant this unto thee, should thou proclaim unto the rest of us, that thou shalt never equal 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000 of his own awesomeness, and of his seat, and great authority.
And thou shalt herald the name of The Robau, saying, "What mortal is like unto the Robau?"
(And unlike The Antichrist-Beast...The Robau deserves this herald)
^Mine own awesomeness is but 1x10^-18 of Robau's and I posit a query unto thee, good folk of the TrekBBS, "What mortal is like unto the Robau?" and I say to thee that the answer is assuredly none, for The Robau is One and awesome and mortals are but pale shadows diminished by the blazing light of Robau's Glory.
Robau doesn't need to shout to be heard. He just needs to whisper.
Captain Robau doesn't need a robotic exoskeleton to win a fight with an Alien.
If you can't be with the one you love, love the Robau you're with.
Robau was the Walrus.
And he had the BIGGEST damn tusks in all of recorded history.
And he had the BIGGEST damn tusks in all of recorded history.
Robau is back in the USSR. He went back to kick ass and take names.
Robau's got nothing to hide. Except for his fanged, man-eating Monkey.
Robau is the only person exempt from the Geneva Convention and is not charged with war crimes when he kills people. Its not his fault that he's classified as both a biological weapon and a WMD, he was just born that way.
You are under Robau's thumb, baby.
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance (with Robau)!
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Trump: Bad hair.
Robau: Badass baldness.
'Nuff said!
Robau: Badass baldness.
'Nuff said!
Robau once reduced The Rock to tears simply by raising his eyebrow.
And don't get me started on Robau's elbow, let's just say that it sure aint for the people
Captain Robau once spent a week locked in the decon chamber with Hoshi and T'Pol.
They were never quite the same afterwards.
They were never quite the same afterwards.
^I'm just impressed that they could handle a week....
Captain Robau has suffered from Pandorum for years - but he keeps it under control.
Most of the time.
Most of the time.
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