Robau has had sex with more women than any man who has ever lived.
Facts About Captain Robau
- Thread starter Herkimer Jitty
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Robau is never without coupons.
Robau gets discounts on items that are already FREE.
Robau shops with his mind. And pays with his mojo.
When Robau punches you in the face, you have to resist the urge to thank him 
Robau DID--have--sexual--relations--with that woman.
And he's proud of it.
Which is why he never told anybody to lie--not a single time--never.
All those naughty things you've been thinking of? Captain Robau's done them all.
Twice.
While people watch.
Twice.
While people watch.
Robau is the most well hung man ever.
Captain Robau isn't always bald. He has the ability to grow his hair, and shoot each one off like a little diamond-sharp missile. He once cleared a room full of Klingons by standing in the middle and going off all at once, nail bomb-style.
Robau thinks Herkimer Jitty deserves a standing ovation for starting this thread.
However Robau would not join in the standing ovation, he claps for no one
Robau is so badass, he can clap WITHOUT ever using his hands.
Robau can play Tog-o-War all by himself. And both sides win.
The man claps with his prehensile buttocks!
Robau can make planets spin out of their orbits and cross vast interstellar distances in the blink of an eye.
Robau thought he had left his cell phone in the kitchen, but he had actually left it on the coffee table in his living room.
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