Captain Robau also knows what other people want and need, and he gets it and keeps it all for himself.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau also knows what other people want and need, and he gets it and keeps it all for himself.
Robau could light your ciggie from across the room with a single glance.
Robau can light other people's farts with a single glance. This is why men idolise Robau.
Robau is an epic of epic epicness. Fuck Scott Pilgrim.
Robau once time-traveled back to 1621 Massachusetts and fucked all the pilgrims.
On a mission into the past, Captain Robau spent some quality time with a woman named Mary, circa -9 months BCE.
Robau was the model for all the Easter Island sculptures.
Pluto is no longer a planet because Robau said so.
Robau would never, ever sell his soul to the company store.
^ And St. Peter doesn't call Robau, Robau calls St. Peter.
Captain Richard Robau hit the fucking ceiling when he found out Alan Dean Foster gave him the first name "Pierre" in the novelization of Star Trek.
Captain Robau always sets off the metal detector at the airport because he has balls of steel.
Robau will eat your lunch, tear down your kingdom and clean your clock without breaking a sweat.
Robau's scalp can handle 100 incoming flights per day.
The "Summer of Love" was when Robau created the universe.
The split in the Star Trek timelines wasn't when Nero fell out of a black hole, it was when Captain Robau climbed outside the Kelvin and tore the universes asunder with his bare hands, creating quantum duplicates of everything and everyone everywhere except himself.
Because there can be only one Robau.
Because there can be only one Robau.
Robau can defeat V'Ger with a simple stare.
Without Robau, there was no V-ger.
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Also, Captain Robau is so badass that his ship is the only ship in Trek XI with control panels that shoot out showers of sparks.
Also, Captain Robau is so badass that his ship is the only ship in Trek XI with control panels that shoot out showers of sparks.
Captain Robau pilots a shuttlecraft adorned with Romulan skulls.
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