Captain Robau's idea of a friendly game of tag always involves at least three grisly deaths.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau can arm wrestle a giant squid...and win EVERY time.
When Robau plays touch football, he usually touches your spleen.
Captain Robau mourned George Steinbrenner's death by consuming the entire Boston Red Sox.
Robau financed all of Troy McClure's movies.
Robau is every single character in the SIMPSONS...all at once.
Yes.
Even the three-eyed radioactive fish. And he'd taste AWESOME with tartar sauce.
Yes.
Even the three-eyed radioactive fish. And he'd taste AWESOME with tartar sauce.
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EVEN that one, my friend.
Robau is all.
EVEN that one, my friend.
Robau is all.
Robau's father hung him on a hook once.
Once!!
Once!!
Someone once stole the Jack Bauer Fact where "Jack Bauer's parents once threw him a surprise birthday party. Omce".
They stole it.
Once.
They stole it.
Once.
He likes to move it, move it.
She likes to move it, move it.
Robau likes to move it, move it.
MOVE IT!!!
She likes to move it, move it.
Robau likes to move it, move it.
MOVE IT!!!
My God...Robau is full of stars...
The USS Kelvin used to have two warp engines. Deciding one was enough, Captain Robau snapped the other one off with his bare hands, and then smoked it.
Robau will eat 10, 000, 000, 000 puppies if this thread doesn't make it to ten thousand posts.
(two weeks later)
"I estimate no more than ten-thousand puppies have survived. I am now a member of an endangered species." - Brian Griffin.
"I estimate no more than ten-thousand puppies have survived. I am now a member of an endangered species." - Brian Griffin.
Robau eats more pussy than he does puppy. A LOT more.
Robau is a fan of Kenny Loggins.
Robau is the fire in which we burn.
"Highway To The Danger Zone" is a retelling of how Loggins met Robau.
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