Robau can turn you on.
Facts About Captain Robau
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And off. With his fist.
If Captain Robau had been on Dallas in the eighties, everybody would have been walking around wearing T-shirts that read: J.R. looked at Robau funny.
The Enterprise's computer once flirted with Kirk but the Kelvin's computer committed suicide after it had a one night stand with Robau and the next morning Robau kicked it out of bed saying, "There is no we. There is only The Robau."
Robau knows if Andy Kaufman is alive or not.
Captain Robau doesn't control shuttlecraft. They move where he wants out of fear
The reason Klingons got forehead ridges was because one of them called the Kelvin a garbage scow within earshot of Robau.
Robau went sailing. An oil rig got in his way. The rest is history.
Robau knows that the "Terminated" readout on the view screen was actually referring to all of the Romulans he had just terminated and not to himself.
Robau discovered The Beatles.
Robau put the bop in the bop-shu-bop-shu-bop. And while we're on the subject, Robau let the dogs out.
And he IS the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong.
Captain Robau wrote every good song ever written.
Captain Robau writes the really bad ones too, on purpose, because he likes to watch people suffer through them.
Captain Robau writes the really bad ones too, on purpose, because he likes to watch people suffer through them.
Domo Arigato, Captain Robauto
Captain Robau wrote and directed Manos: The Hands of Fate, and then started it playing on the Narada right before the TERMINATED message flashed.
Robau doesn't need a warp drive to break the speed of light. He simply breaks wind and rides the wave.
Captain Robau's glare IS fire power of that magnitude.
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